Fake friends:Never ask for food
Real friends:Are the reason you have NO food
Fake friends:Call your parents mr/mrs
Real friends:Call you parents mom/dad
Fake friends:Have never seen you cry
Real friends:Cry with you
Fake friends:Borrow your stuff for a few days than give it back
Real friends:Keep your stuff for so long they forget its yours
Fake friends:Know about you
Real friends:Could write a book about you
Fake friends:Would knock on your front door
Real friends:Walk right in and say 'I'm home'
Fake friends:Will help you up when you fall over
Real friends:Will jump on top of you and yell 'DOG PILE'
Fake friends:Are around for a while
Real friends:Are for life
Fake friends:Say 'ILY' in a joking manner
Real friends:Say 'ILY' and mean it
Fake friends:Save the last slice of pizza for you
Real friends:Eat the last slice in front of you and rub it in your face.
Fake friends:Will read this
Real friends:Will steal this
