madlibs

the farmer

Farmers work very hard planting wheat and Hairs. They begin by plowing their Midget, and if they don't have a
tractor, they use Strippers. Then they plant Crunchy seeds, and by the next Fall, they have many acres of Dicks.
Tomatoes are harder to raise. They grow on Lubricated bushes and the farmer sprays them with Assjuice to keep the bugs off. The easiest things to grow are green Nostrils but the
farmer must be careful to make sure worms don't get into his Asshole. Farmers also raise onions, cabbages, lettuce, and Newts. But no matter what they grow, farmers really lead a Shitty life.