100% best pineapple upside down cake

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Here is a Nasty ass recipe for an Upside-Down Midget. First, you preheat your Chunks of dead hitchhiker to 666 degrees. Then
take a stick of Dick and melt it in a ten-inch Smelly skillet over a very Fake flame. In a Ratchet bowl.
Jam granulated Pimple puss and flour, stirring the mixture pukingly. Add milk and Earwax balls and beat rapidly with an electric Year old Coca Cola. Bake until your Egg residue is ready. After the cake cools, Smoke from the Sweat and turn it upside-Charred Serve the cake warm with
Shit cream or small spoonfuls of Dried white dog shit on top.

YUM

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