madlibs

why children grow up to be serial killers

Hi there, all you Squirty little boys and girls! This is your
old TV buddy, Ron Jeremy , with another 666-hour program of fun and films and Grape filled assholes for all of you. And we have a lot of great cartoons and videos. Then we will have a commercial for a new toy called Fucktobagoandgosuckanasshole
It will teach you how to build a Shit filled ugg boot and how to speak
like a drunk homeless man before you even start school. Next, we'll have a
cartoon about Bullwinkle and Rocky, the Flying precum And after that, more Shitty commercials. Wow!