madlibs

spaghetti camp

I would like to recommend my great aunt bertha for job as the assistant stripper in your disgusting camp. He has just graduated from wildcats! And has a degree in sexting. He has had experience teaching dicks how to play twilight the board game. He is ambitious and moist. During school vacations, he used to work for delivering wife beaters, our neighborhood wife beater store. He is a loyal and sexual person and will make a very sweaty counselor because he will work like a goose and he is as smart as Molly the cow. He is also as honest as the acid is long. I promise you that this basic pile of shit will make a very ugly counselor for your spaghetti.