The Chaos Within A Mansion ( A Laughing Jack Romance)

Clown......

I decided that, when the inner voice is speaking it'll be in bold. So onto the story...weeeee! \(^^)/

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(Necromancer's POV)

"Oh. My. God" In the living area was like, twenty people, all staring at, well, me. We began walking down the steps and I noticed the Link guy. I somewhat glared at him. All of a sudden, something hugged my waste. It was a little girl in a pink dress. Her brown hair was messy, green eyes, and had a bit of blood coming down her face. " I'm Sally." She smiled at me. 'She's so cute!' I thought. "Hello~ Who's that?" I said pointing to her teddy bear. " Charlie." She cooed. I smiled and ruffled her hair. " That's awesome." She laughed and hugged me. I picked her up like a mom would. I instantly loved this girl. I have officialy adopted her, no arguments. *cough cough* "Oh!" Ms. P blurted. "This is Necromancer. She's 18. Also, her boobs...are real." She said some what sourly. I blushed at what she said. " Ms. P!" I put Sally down and grabbed her shoulder. " That was supposed to be a secret." I whisper. She only giggled. "I know. But I can't help but believe they needed to know. Half of them were probably thinking they were fake." I sighed and turned around. I was probably still blushing. " H-hi guys. I'm Necromancer. Just call me Necro." Then the tall guy told everyone together in a line Starting with him. " We'll introduce ourselves like this. it would be easier." I nodded in agreement.

I made it down the line so far :

Slenderman ( Slender)

Splendorman (Splendy)

Trenderman (Mr. Trendtastic)

Enderman

Offenderman (Pimp)

Ms. P

Lost Silver ( Silv)

Tricci Toby ( Tri C)

Rake

bob

Masky

Hoodie

BEN (Zelda XD)

Smile (Pup)

Le Grinny ( Cat)

Sally ( Sweetie)

Eyeless Jack (E.J)

and...

Jeff (Mr. Smiley)

Yep, I had nick names for most of them. When they told me their names. I told them my nicknames, for them. A few had problems with theirs. A few were left alone. Mr. Smiley though....

" That is not my name!" He yelled at me. I only smiled and acted innocent. "Well..it's what I'm going to call you." Everyone kind of chuckled. Including myself. Mr. Smiley waled away muttering about how ' I was lucky he couldn't kill me.' Whatever. Then I heard it....that.....

Cackle.

"HAHAHA! Well, is little miss milk jugs awake now?" I turned around and faced him. "You!" He smiled. "Yup." I growled. Walked up to him. Slapped him. Then walked away. " Payback." Is all I say. He laughs a bit more and replies. " Fair enough. I'm Laughing Jack. Call me L.J" I smirk "Clown. That's your nickname. I'm Necromancer." I walked back to everyone else. apparently, they left to do their own things. I sat between BEN and E.J. Before I could get comfy though...Sally jumped on my lap. Leaning her back against my chest. She started laughing. I asker her what was funny. She said that " Sissy's pillows were really squishy." Causing everyone around to almost re- kill themselves in a fit of laughter.