The Chaos Within A Mansion ( A Laughing Jack Romance)

Mr. Smiley Isn't Good at Keeping Secrets!

Necro's POV

I was trotting to find Laughing Jack. I felt really awkward and bad about what happened. I kept running until I rammed hard into something. Of course, only I fell.

"Hey why don't you wa- Oh! Hey Mancy!" Great...it was Jeff." Hi Jeff." I hissed getting up. "What are you doing out?" He asked as if he was really curious. "Uuuum, Me 'n' L.J went hunting...and....uhhh. I lost him." I would assume he would be blinking now if he had his eyelids. But the questioning face is still pretty obvious.

"How can you loose an idiot like him?" He laughed. "I, well you see-"

"Aaaaah!."

We heard a loud shout from not to far away. " I think that was him." said Jeff.

"OH!I thinkyou'rerighti'llgogethim!" I wisped away. Well...tried to. "Hey Mancy. You should just go back to the mansion. I'll get that clown for you." I smiled and said my thank you  before heading back.

'Please don't be dead, dying, or jacking off when he gets there!'

' Knowing your luck...He'll be doing all three.'

' Why do you torment me!'

'It's fun to see you squirm at your own imagination.'

'Fuckyou!'

Jeff's POV

Something wasn't right. That girl is usually head strong and narrow minded. Put it simply...don't fuck with her. Why is it,  every time L.J's in the equation...she's a nervous wreck. Could it be she....

"Jeff."

"Huh?" I turn my head. There was that stupid clown eating candy. Leaning on a tree out of breath." Man, what did you do? Your completely out of it." I ask. Smelling a sweet yet nasty smell. Almost smelled like....what's that on that tree? Wait...no way..he didn't.

"DID YOU FUCKING JERK OFF!?!"

"Oh. You caught me. Yeah, I did. What's it to ya'"

".......What. The. Hell. Happened."

" Long story. Long, long, looong story." He smirked still kind of dazed.

" Dude. Mancy is high strung, you just shot off...I think we have a little time to assess the situation. To me....is seems like ya'll either fucked or.......the sexual tension between you two is am-a-a-a-zing."

~Necro's POV~

-Back at the mansion-

I sat on the couch. 'Why is it when we're together...Pervy crap like that happens.' "Sisssssy!" "Oof!" Sally screamed in glee. Plowing her little bonny knees into my gut.

"Sally, sweetie...I said you couldn't do that. It hurts me."

"I knoooooow." She got off and sullenly walked away.

I smiled. Tired I decided to go to sleep.

_Hours later_

~Normal POV~

"Necro. Necro! Wake up woman!"

"AAck! What is it! Where is it!" The demon girl screamed. "Calm down Mancy. I just need to talk to you."

"Oh Jeff. It's you. What 'cha need? Did ya' find L.J?"

The cut-smile man laughed un-controllably for a moment before regaining his composition. " Oh I found him. And you'll never believe what I saw when I did." She gulped. She knew where this was going. "How 'bout we talk about this in my room." She giggled. They both went up the stairs and entered the girls room.

-the time it took to tell the story that L.J told Jeff-

" He told you all of what happened."

"MMhm."

" Oh my god." She bowed her head in shame. " Don't worry about it Mance! It happens! Now come on! Were going to watch the movie"The Necromancer".

"OOOH! Let's go." She giggled already out of her funk. " I want to see how epic I was!"

-Watching the movie- 

" Damn girl! You got a strong grip, Smashin' phones and shit with a flick of your wrist." BEN yelled. High off candy ( L.J!).

"Shut up a good parts coming!" She silenced the room just in time to watch the young teens back legs get slashed and the ear piercing scream. " Sadistic Much?" Trenderman asked kind of weirded out by the whole thing. "Nah be quiet. Just watch this is funny."

'Chelsea! Are you okay'. "Oh shit! Did you get caught!" Yelped Masky smackin' on cheese cake with Hoodi licking his fingers from his already eaten piece. " Just watch!" She bellowed in annoyance.

-Tripping scene._

"DAAAAAMN!" Everyone in the room chorused.

_Fast forwarding through to where she kills the woman_

"Dang Mancy. You're honestly a little fucked up." Said E.J quietly. " Heh.Heh. Real fucked up." Jeff laughed. " Shut it!" She snapped, getting what he was implying. " Hey don't get mad aT ME! You're the one who gave that clown a boner in the first place!" 

Jeff:.........

Mancy:..............

Everybody: ???????

Mancy: You can't keep secrets well can you?

L.J: Hey guys! Sorry I'm late! Had some business to take care of.

Slenderman: Laughing Jack, Necromancer...My office. NOW!

L.J/Mancy: WHAT!

Everyone else: DAFUQS GOIN ON!

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It's official! Jeff can't keep secrets! It didn't even get sassy or lengthened before he blurted it out! (It's called a lazy author problem) Anyway! Hope you enjoyed, I;m thinking about writing the rest of this the way I did when I finished this chapter. Tell me what ya' think!

P.L.U.R

-Elisea