AIDSan was peacefully sleeping in his bedroom like a miscarriaged child when a loud knocking came at his door. He barely walked out of his room when the door came crashing down, shaking the house. He squinted his eyes trying to look at the bright light when multiple figures revealed themselves. AIDSan practically shit himself when he saw his internet friends: Kianal, Mahoegani, Cuntor, Chile, K80, and AGay.
"HERE'S LGBTTEENS" they chanted in unison.
AIDSan pissed, shit, ejaculated, and had a heart attack all in a vigorous span of 10 seconds. His fellow emo fgt internet friends visited him.
"Why are fgts even here?" he said, tears in his eyes.
"Trump got elected." K80 said.
"Yeah, we got the fuck out of there before he deported Kiana. Unfortunately he already deported Andrew, and Juan is one of his servants." Chile chimed in.
"Ripperoni in Pepperoni the two guys I actually liked." Cuntor said all emo like.
"It's okay pal, some people are just meant to never get laid." Kianal said, snickering.
"I'm triggered." Conor screeched before he ran to cry in the bathroom.
"Kianal go get him." Chile said.
"Well, guys, I just checked. I only have 5 other rooms. So, everyone but Mahoegani can live with me." AIDSan said.
"What? Is it because I'm a black scemo weeb who likes Marshmallow, Monster Energy Drinks, Ghost Town, Blood On The Da-" Mahoegani said.
"Yes, all of that trash. Just, yeet yourself off my property please." AIDSan rudely told her.
"Gotta blast." Mahoegani said, crying.
"Now that we're done with that rat, shall I give a tour?"
"KKK" the group said in unison as AIDSan started leading the way.
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Turns out AIDSan was one rich motherfucker. He showed us his library, which was just filled with books about the history of memes and dank kush.
The second stop was at his emo art gallery. This is where he stalked his favorite band. He was basically the Yandere of Bring Me The Horizon. He had a whole shrine dedicated to Oliver Sykes.
"This is so going in a cringe compilation, next to Sydney's 'Sistas Forever' video." Kianal whispered to Cuntor.
"NO PHOTOGRAPHY." AIDSan yelled, yeeting Kianal's phone atb the wall, shattering it.
"Fuck this." Kianal screamed sprinting out of the room, Cuntor in close pursuit behind her.
"Scurry along rat," AIDSan said, "Anyways, shall we continue?"
As the tour went on, Kianal and Cuntor dashed out of his house. Kianal brought out a blunt and started smoking the dank kush with Cuntor as a "smoke break." They thought they were seeing some shit when a female figure approached them drenched in blood. It took a full minute of silence before they recognized who it was.
"Bruh, that's Stace. We totally forgot about her lmao." Cuntor said.
"Lmao true. Stace, why are you like covered in ketchup?" Kianal asked.
"It's not ketchup Whoreticia Addams. It's blood." Stace yelled.
"Wow that's some spooky shit right there if I do say so myself." Cuntor responded.
"Shut the fuck up you asshats. I finally escaped America. That place is a shithole thanks to Donald Trump. By the way, fuck you Kianal. Didn't fucking invite me."
"Woah bro it's just a prank."
"THIS IS NOT A FUCKING PRANK. STOP ACTING LIKE HELEN KELLER AND FUCKING LISTEN TO ME YOU GODDAMN SCRUBS. TRUMP IS TRYING TO INVADE CANADA. HE WANTS ALL THE MEXICANS, HOMOSEXUALS, AND ISIS MEMBERS DEAD. HE'S BASICALLY HITLER 2.0. WE HAVE TO FUCKING STOP HIM AND HIS REIGN OF TERROR." she exclaimed.
At this point, Stace's screaming lead the rest of the group to the front porch. The group was im shock.
"Oh my god Stace, what the fuck happened?" Chile asked.
"TRUMP HAPPENED!" she yelled, startling Chile.
"What do you mean Trump Happened?" AGay asked.
"He started World War 3. And Canada is his next target."
