The rest of the group had a "welcoming home" party. Basically this was an excuse to smoke dank kush and drink their lives out. It was like some huge lesbran orgy was gonna happen soon.
K80 felt bad Juan and Cuntor were missing such a joyous occasion. She knew they had gone through a lot. She thought this would help them clear their minds a little.
"Juan? Cuntor? We're having a party downstairs. Thought you'd like to join us?" she asked from the other side of the door. No response. K80 opened the door seeing Cuntor and Juan were passed the fuck out. K80 was surprised both of them could fit on tiny full size bed, even if Juan was short as fuck.
K80 couldn't even imagine what they went through. She couldn't even grasp the thought of it. To live it was a whole new level of traumatizing.
"K80, you coming back?" Stace yelled.
"Of course. I'll be down in a minute bb." she responded.
K80 looked one more time in the small bedroom before turning off the lights and quietly closing the door.
"Goodnight Juan and Cuntor." K80 said.
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The party went on for hours and hours before everyone passed the fuck out. It was like Jonestown out there. The only weird part was that they weren't scattered, their sleeping corpses piled up in the living room.
"What the fuck happened?" Kianal said, looking around.
"We partied our assess off." Chile responded.
"You never had one to begin with but okay. Fuck, this headache." Kianal said, getting up to go puke in the sink.
She vomited on the kitchen floor, which she just put a towel over it and prayed it would stop the stench of it. She washed out her mouth and went to go lie down in her room. She barely made it up the stairs when she bumped into Juan.
"Oh I'm sorry Kianal, didn't expect to see you." he said.
"Whatever, I'm gonna go lie down."
"Oh...okay." he said quietly.
He went downstairs to see everyone was practically awake.
Stace was groaning head down at the coffee table, AIDSan and K80 in the kitchen drinking coffee.
"Stace bb." he said as pulled out a chair next to her. She ignored the comment.
"Stace, hey." he said. This time she freaked.
"Can you shut up? Jesus fuck you're so annoying." she screamed at him.
Basically everyone was looking into the dining room now. Juan got up from his seat and went upstairs back to his room.
20 minutes later, Cuntor came downstairs.
"Morning rats." he said as everyone groaned. He cackled.
"So, where's Kianal?" he asked
"She went upstairs." Chile answered.
"Ahh okay. Is Juan down in the basement? I swear I saw him go downstairs."
"He was a few minutes ago, but he went back upstairs, he looked really upset."
"Goddamnit what did you guys do?" Cuntor asked.
"Stace triggered him." AIDSan answered.
"Hey in my defense, he was annoying me." Stace answered.
"Goddamnit what did you guys do last night?"
"We smoked and got drunk. It was lit." AGay said.
"Explains why you guys are being bitchy as fuck."
"No you." AGay yelled as he went upstairs.
Cuntor went back to his room. He walked in, seeing Juan crying into his pillows.
"What's wrong bb?" Cuntor asked.
"Everything." he said, crying louder as Cuntor hugged him.
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The rest of the squad decided to make prank calls. Their first target was Abbey Analtinker, aka, a smol Hitler's wet dream.
"Hey Abbey?" AGay asked.
"Yeah, who the fuck are you and how do you know my name?" Abbey answered.
"This is le hospital. Your family is dead you fucking orphan. Resort to prostitution swine." AGay yelled in the phone.
"AGay no. Let me do this." K80 said. They decided Hollycaust was their next victim.
"Hey, this is the sperm bank." K80 said.
"Shut the hell your mouth K80 you faggot rat." Hollycaust said.
"FUCKING DIE."
"K bitches I'm gonna show you how it's done." Chile said, grabbing the phone. They decided to prank call a Meijers.
"Hey, uhh, are you a guy?" she asked.
"Uh...yeah." the employee replied.
"Okay, uh...me and my boyfriend need help picking out..."
"Picking out....condoms?" he asked.
"Yeah...uh...what do you recommend?"
"Oh...I don't have a sex life." he admitted
"Well, do you want one?" she asked.
"Uhhh..."
"3 way in the bottle return room. We can make it even more stickier daddy." she said all sexy like. He hung up the phone and the bursted in laughter. They were louder than the planes on 9/11.
Then the guy called back.
"Okay. I'm on break babe. Let's do this." he said, moaning.
K80 played the JOHN CENA as loud as her phone could as everyone else had a yelling orgy. Needless to say, the guy hung up fast.
"We exterminated the rat." K80 said, cackling.
