The book of Hetalia Shit

DenNor

Soz about this really crappy chapter. I'm not good at writing.

I was sitting on the couch feeling bored as usual. Iceland had gone to his 'friend' Hong Kong house (but everyone knew they were secretly dating), Finland and Sweden had gone to see a movie and Denmark was somewhere upstairs acting like a complete idiot doing who knows what.

He may be an idiot but he is kinda hot

Wait were did that come from. No. Denmark was just an idiot. Nothing else. Sometimes we weren't even friends.

But he does have damn sexy hair

No where the hell was these thoughts coming from. Nope get out of my head.

But you know you want him

I blushed. Where were these thoughts coming from?

Your head

"Oh shut up!" I yelled. Then realising what I had just done put my hand over my mouth.

"Nor, are you ok!" Came a voice from upstairs. Denmark appeared with a towel wrapped around his waist. He apparently just had a shower.

My blush started to grow when I saw him. I quickly grabbed a book that n the couch and started to pretend to read. "Nothing you fucking asshole, Now go and get changed."

This was obviously not the right thing to say because a minute later I felt a arm wrap around me. I tried not to look but, from the corner of my eye, I could see Denmark grinning like mad. "Like what you see" he said still smiling.

Yes!

"No you fucking idiot now put some clothes on before I split your skull." I say slamming him into a wall. Denmark quickly fled upstairs and I was left alone.

Oh come on you like him

"No I don't" I mumbled, starting to sit back down again.

Then why are you thinking these thoughts

"Your the one who got into my head in the first place." I can remember about 1 month ago this little voice was just appeared. It was after 'the incident'.

Flashback

"Norway, can you please go get Denmark and tell him dinner is ready." Yelled Finland from downstairs. I slowly slid off my bed and silently made my way to Dens room.

"Hey Idiot, Fin said dinner is ready so hurry up." I yelled and knocked at the same time.

"Ok, I'm just coming."

I waited patiently for Den for what seemed like hours so I opened the door.

Inside was a naked Denmark. His back was to me so I could see has butt.

He does have a nice butt

Shut up

He does though

Eventually Denmark noticed that I was staring at him. "Nor, what are you doing?" He asked pulling his boxers up.

I just slammed the door and went back to my room.

End of the weird flashback that I just made up

I buried my face into my hands heat rising to my cheeks. Urgh. So embarrassing. I got off the couch and made my way to make some coffee. I filled the mug up to the brim and started taking little sips of the bitter goodness. (I hate coffee)

Big arms wrapped around my waist as I took my final gulp. I was so startled that my coffee wen down the wrong pipe and I started chocking.

Way to go idiot

After minutes of of coughing (from me) and panic screams (from Den) I finally stopped. "Don't fucking scare me like that or you will find something up your ass."

Oh god that sounded wrong

"Makes me want to do it again" Denmark smirked and my face just went full out red. He continued "but I think I would much rather me stick something up your ass."

If it is humanly possible i blushed even more and tried to hide my face with my fringe. Then seeing he could still see me I ran out of the kitchen and sat on the living room couch hoping he wouldn't follow me.

He did. He followed me. And sat right next to me. He then carried me onto his lap to face him and pulled me closer so our noses started touching. Then he kissed me.

I stared in shock. After a moment of noticing that I wasn't kissing back he opened his eyes and pleaded. Damn that puppy dog face.

You know you like it

Well I started kissing back. He pushed me down onto the couch making him be on the top and me at the bottom. His kisses got greedier and hotter. He soon moved down to my neck biting my sweet spot. I moaned even louder. He continued bitting and sucking. (I felt so weird writhing this)

As he lay on me I could feel something poking my stomach. I blushed.

His hand slowly went down to my crotch and he was attempting to pull my pants off.

This crossed the line for me.

This was my first kiss and all and I didn't want thinks to get out of hand.

Did what any sane person would do.

I kicked his balls and threw him into the wall.

I'm pretty sure he lost his boner.

Oh dear lord I felt so weird writing that. Because it is my first time writing that. I hope it was good!