Norway: and today we have Sweden trying to sing
Sweden: .......
Norway: well done Sweden.
Iceland: What the hell Norway
Norway: I'm trying to be creative
Iceland: it's not working
Denmark: Green is not a creative colour!
Iceland: shut up.
Finland: What are you guys doing
Denmark: Trying to be creative!
Finland: ....... Green is not a creative colour!
Iceland: *groans* not you too.
Sweden: but it's not.
Iceland: please. Stop.
Norway: Green is not a creative colour~
Greenland: WHO SAYS THAT GREEN ISNT A CREATIVE COLOUR.
Iceland: *points to the foursome* run.
Foursome: *Runs*
Greenland: I AM GOING TO hug you because I love that video!
Iceland: ...... OMG my family is crazy.
Fivesome: Green is not a creative colour.
Iceland: I'm going to Hong Kong's house. Bye. *packs bag and walks out*
Hong Kong: hello~
Iceland: stop saying everything sexily.
Hong Kong: but I can't like help it.
Iceland: stop saying like
Hong Kong: but like I can just stop like saying it.
Iceland: fine. Have you watched don't hug me I'm scared?
Hong Kong: nope. Like what is that?
Iceland: nothing it's nothing. I'm glad you don't.
China: don't you dare have buttsex with my boy, aru.
Iceland: he's more likely to have buttsex with me.
China: Aya! Homosexuals. I can't understand them. *walks out*
Hong Kong: you say that like you are not like gay.
Iceland: don't have buttsex with me.
Hong Kong: like fine.
Japan: damn. I wanted some Yaoi.
Iceland: Wat.
Hong Kong: Wat.
Japan: Yaoiii *slides out*
Iceland: your family is weirder than mine.
Hong Kong: Britain house is like way stranger.
Russia: I hope your having fun, da?
Iceland: *startled* y-yes I a-am.
China: aru! Leave the homosexuals alone!
Russia: you say that like your not gay, da?
China: *blushes* shut up, aru!
Russia: *carries china out of the room later filled with moans*
Iceland: Buttsex?
Hong Kong: like yeah!
Iceland: *sigh*
Hong Kong: wanna stay like over?
Iceland: fine
YOU ARE READING
The book of Hetalia Shit
RandomHetalia shit and stuff that I found in the internet. And pictures and sketches and stories. It's literally just random shit
