The book of Hetalia Shit

UsUk

Whales: Oliver
England: Arthur
Australia: Richard
New Zealand: George
America: Alfred

Also I don't know Aussie and NZ human names so I made them up.

I was sitting in my armchair. Nothing to do or to read, but I didn't want to anyway. Everything seemed so meaningless the world seemed to have collapsed around me. Nothing seemed happy like the old days. Why couldn't they have lasted forever? Why was the world so terribly cruel. I had no happiness in this world anymore.

"Iggy, you need to walk around a bit, ten the garden or make some scones!" That was Oliver trying to cheer me up again. I didn't want to be happy. Not anymore.

"Oh com 'on Mate! Let's go outside and catch some crocs!"

"Aussie. Leave him alone. You would be sad to, eh?"

"Nah. Yah Kiwi. I would be out chasing some armadillos!"

"SHUT UP ALL OF YOU WANKERS AND LEAVE THIS ROOM THIS INSTANT." I wanted to be alone.

"Oh. Um... Sorry brah. Also Alfie wanted to give you this." George handed me a parcel with my name written on it. "Um.. We'll be going now. Don't push yourself down to much, eh?" He shooed the group out of my room and closed the door behind him.

I looked down at the parcel and shook it lightly. It made a slight noise. I quickly opened it and inside was tons of individual pieces of parchment. I took all of them and put them on the table discarding the parcel in the bin. I took the first parchment and started to read:

26 October 2015
Hello Artie

We've landed on the beach and it's absolutely like one of those comic books! Everything is so exciting and new! You have to be sharp though or you'll get your brain blown to bits. But don't worry! I'm the Hero and I'm going to defend me people!

From your Hero
Alfred F. Jones

1 September 2015
Hey Artie!

The wars been going great so far! We've taken over the first line of trenches are planning to take the second! The enemy is going to face the Hero's wrath! I think I'll be back by Christmas, hopefully! I really wanna see you again!

From Your Hero
Alfred F. Jones

8 September 2015
Hello Artie

We've lost our trenches and it's been kinda hard. I face dozens of bombings everyday. It's a wonder they haven't bombed my head off! My Bro Mathew has been sent to hospital for walking into a cloud of tear gas. I hope he's alright and goes back to the mainland. I realllly hope to see you again.

From The hero that misses you
Alfred F. Jones

19 September 2015
Hi Artie

We're losing the war. It's kinda dumb that they haven't evacuated us yet! Everyone knows it! It's kinda stupid how we keep on fighting and never rest. Some boys from my trench have started throwing some god old American food at the Turks! It's kinda fun! We get thrown back some Turkish food. Not as good as American but it's good to try new thing! I've asked the doctor how Mathew has been and he's going to be sent back to the mainland! But.. He's losing his sight quickly. He might never see anything again.

From you slightly warn out hero
Alfred F. Jones

26 September 2015
Hey Artie

I've heard that we're going to be evacuated soon! There's no more food and water is scarce. They've finally got some sense knocked into them. But our trench will be the last ones. I promise I will survive for you no matter what!

From your happy Hero
Alfred F. Jones

I gritted my teeth as tears started to steam down my face. "damn you Alfred F. Jones, you never did come back did you?" I buried my face in my hands and started to weep. Why had I loved him? He was a soldier. Destined to die eventually and my heart would be Broken again.

I walked over to a desk and opened the drawer. Inside was a pistol. I pointed it towards my head and pulled the trigger. I felt a sharp pain in my head and smiled as I collapsed on the floor. "Bye world. I hope I see you soon Alfred." And then everything went black.

I feel absolutely evil. At least they have each other now though. Please don't kill meeeeee