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"Hmm...I think I'm going to make a pie" Toriel said to herself.
Suddenly Undyne came bursting through the window, lookin all sweaty and gross. "I'LL HELP YOU MUMU GOAT!"
"Okie"
Undyne took some butter and dunked it into the bowl. "YYEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
Sans random pops up. "Geetttt dunked onnnnnnn!!" He yelled as he slapped Toriel's big jiggly bootay.
"GET OUT OR BE PIE" Undyne screamed.
Before Sans could reply, Undyne picked him up and threw him into the bowl of butter. Sans just sat there smiling like a stupid idiot.
Next, Undyne poured a whole gallon of milk into the bowl. Toriel reached inside her bra and pulled out a cock roach that has been stuck in her chest crack for ages. She dropped the bug into the bowl.
"Hmm...it needs one more thing" Toriel said as she twirled her beard.
"How 'bout som ketchaup?" Sans said.
"YES!"
Sans reached down his pants and pulled out an old bottle of ketchup. He took of the top and poured the whole thing in there. He is now covered with ketchup, butter, and cold milk.
"NOW WE NEED PIE CRUST" Undyne said.
She looked around the messy kitchen and saw some pie crust stuck on the wall. She jumped up and grabbed it. Toriel and Undyne both laid it on top of the uncooked pie. Toriel threw the pie in the oven. (LIKE A BOSSSS)
5 hours later
"PIE IS DONE!"
Toriel and Undyne rushed to their burning kitchen. They ignored the hot flames around them and just opened the oven. Toriel placed the burned pie onto the tabel. She took and knife and cut it open and saw nasty bullcrap all in it. I mean...it looked like a baby threw up in there, crapped it it, ate the crap and threw up again, cooked it for five hours, and sprinkled some dust on top. It was nasty.
The dust the sans remains btw ;)
"I shall feed it to the child now" Toriel said. She cut the pie up into small pieces and placed the pieces onto a plate. The old goat mom walked into Frisk's room, and caught Frisk touching themselves. Mama goat don't care. Mama goat just want her child to eat her pie, that's all.
She threw the plate on the ground and said, "EAT MY PIE"
Frisk crawled over to the pie. Frisk took one widdle bite and.....
BOOM!!!
Frisk blew up.
The End <3
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