"ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!" Sans shouted over the talking crowd in the court room as he banged his hammer against the table. No one seems to be paying attention to him. Sans growls and says, "YALL BETTER SIT YO FAT ASSES DOWN RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SHOVE A 6 INCH STICK UP ALL YOUR BOOTYHOLES"Everyone immediately stops talking and sits down. Sans face relaxes as he takes a seat as well. "Now," he begins, looking at Chara who is dressed in all orange and has handcuffs on. "Chara do you know why you're here today?"
"Yes" they said with a sigh.
"Tell me why you're here" Sans said while folding his arms.
"You know why I'm here"
"Yes, I do"
"Then why do you want me to tell you if you already know?"
"Because"
"Because why?"
Sans shrugs and hums "I don't know".
"No, give me a reason"
"No"
"Yes"
"No"
"Fuck you"
"ALRIGHT!" Toriel shouts from the crowd. "THATS ENOUGH!"
"He started it" Chara points.
"Lol yeah it's true, I did start it" he said before taking a sip of his coffee.
Toriel faceplams and mumbles, "why did we make Sans the judge?" to Frisk who is sitting right next to her. Frisk just shrugs.
"We need a new judge"
"Okay, Asgore is now our new judge!" Toriel announced right before everyone started clapping and cheering.Asgore smiles and sits down in the judges chair. "Thank you" he said. "Now, let's get to business. Chara, you are being accused for trying to kill everyone in this room, is that correct?"
Chara smiles and nods. "Yes" they said while nodding. "I'll try to do it again if I could"
"Well then I guess that settles it" Asgore bangs his hammer against the table and says, "as punishment for what you did, Greater Dog shall sit on your face for all eternity"
"I'll bite his butt cheeks"
"That won't do anything. Besides, he likes a good nibble on the cheeks every once in awhile ;)"
And so, Chara face was placed under the butt of a rather large and cute doggo. Everyone left the court and lived happily ever after. The End
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