Short Undertale Stories

No Spaghetti

I forgot to publish this when I finished it. Whoops.

"Aye bro" Sans said lazily. "Can you make us come spaghetti? I'm starving"

"Sure thing, brother!"

Papyrus skipped happily to the kitchen to cook his famous spaghetti. When he opened the cabinet to get some spaghetti ingredients, nothing was there, the only thing that was there was a spider making a web in the corner of the cabinet.

Papyrus's jaw dropped, literally. He screamed and ran to Sans, whose laying on the couch watching WWE wrestling on tv. Sans isn't quite sure why he's watching wrestling, he doesn't even like it!

Papyrus ran up to him, screaming like an idoit. "SANS WE ARE OUT OF SPAGHETTI!!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!"

Sans looked at Papyrus's mouth, then looked back up at his eyes again. "How are you talking without your jaw?" He asks.

"SANS THIS IS SERIOUS!"

"How the heck is that possible" Sans thought to himself.

"WE COULD STARVE SANS!"

"I mean he's talking perfectly clear without his jaw..."

"WE'LL HAVE TO EAT THE FURNITURE, SNASS!"

"Is this some kind of dark magic happening here?"

"SANS!"

"Oh wha?"

"SANS WERE YOU EVEN LISTENING?!" Papyrus said putting his hands on his hips.

"Nope."

"SNAS YOU NEED TO START LISTENING MORE! THIS IS A HUGE PROBLEM!!"

"Bruh, you should know that I'm not always all ears. Besides, I don't even have ears.

"OOOOOHHHHH MMYYYYYY GOOOO-"

"Calm your bones." Sans said, getting up from his seat. "I'll just go to the store and buy some more Spaghetti"

"NO! ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! ALL THE STORES ARE CLOSED!!"

"I'll break in the store and get it so you'll shut up"

Sans began walking towards the door, but Papyrus grabbed onto his feet, screaming. "NNNOOOOOHOOHOO! ITS ILLEGAL SANSS!!" Sans continues to walk, dragging Papyrus across the floor. "SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSS NUUUUU"

Sans used his powers to get his brother off his foot, and placed him on the couch. Sans slammed the door and ran off before Papyrus could stop him.

~later~

  Sans used a long rope with a hook on the end to get on top of the roof. He lassoed the rope and threw it to the top, and the hook immediately hooked onto something. Sans was lucky he did it right the first time.

He looked up at the rope and inhaled deeply. "Whelp, Here I go. Rope climbing shouldn't be too hard, right?"

Sans grabbed onto the rope. He climbed up the rope and eventually made it to the top. The view over the town was great, the town had a nice soft glow to it. As much as Sans wanted to stay up there all night and view the beautiful town, he had to get Papyrus's spaghetti so he won't freak out.

Sans used a laser gun (that he stole from Alphys) to cut a messy hole on the roof. "Hm...they make it look so easy in movies" Sans whispered to himself.

Sans took another rope and tied it around his waist, and tied the other end to an object to hold the rope so he doesn't fall.

Sans took a deep breath, then went in the hole. He slowly, and quietly slid down the rope and landed softly onto the floor. He looked around and wondered...why are all the lights on?

"Aye yo! Sans my man!"

Sans screamed and turned around in the direction of the laid back, chilled voice that startled him.

It was a goat man with long, blond hair on the hop of his head, and he's wearing a red and white T-shirt and an apron around it. "Uh, dude? Ya know you could've just walked through the door" the goat man said. "No need to cut holes through the roof and enter through them. Haha"

Sans relaxed his arms a little, and looked at the goat with confusion. "Lenny? I thought you were closed on Sunday's?"

"We are"

"Then why are you open?"

"Umm...it's Saturday, Duh!" Lenny laughed.

"So I went though all that trouble trying to sneak in here for nothing?!" Sans shouted with frustration.

Lenny wasn't even listening, he just burped loudly. "Wha-"

Sans huffed and stormed off to the pasta aisle.

~later~

"I have spaghetti!!" Sans said as he walked through the door. Sans paused for a moment, smelling the air. It smells nice, almost like...

Spaghetti.

Papyrus popped his head out of the kitchen and said, "oh! Hello, brother! It turns out that we had spaghetti all along! I just misplaced it!"

Sans eye turned blue, and his hand gripped the box in his hand so tight that it ripped, causing all the spaghetti noodles to fall out.

"Heh....haha....haha!...HAHAHAH! (Inhales deeply) AHAHAHA!!!"

"Sans, are you-"

Sans continued laughing and started to take off his clothes. When all his clothes were off, he jumped out the window and ran down the street, still laughing insanely.

Papyrus just stood there in shock, trying to process what just happened. Sans laughing can be heard in the background, followed by a loud crash that is soon later followed by police sirens....and yelling. Papyrus slowly walks back into the kitchen, with his jaw hanging open in shock.

End

Aye guyz I just want to let you know that I didn't ditch your chapter ideas so don't worry!! I'm working on them!! It's just that I've been lazy and that's why I haven't been updating crap lately. I'm going to try and update most off my books in one day just for you guys ;)