"Umm dad? Can I ask you something?" Asriel said, peeking his head out the door.
His father, Asgore, smiled and placed the book he was reading down. "Why sure, son." He said.
Asriel stepped into the room, and climbed up onto his father's lap. "W-where do babies come from?" Asriel asks.
Asgore's eyes widen, not knowing how to explain this to him. Is he old enough to know? Should Asgore wait a couple more years before telling this innocent kid the truth? Asgore sighed. It's better to tell him now for his own protection.
"W-well..." Asgore stuttered nervously. "You see....when A mommy goat and a daddy goat love each other very much, they...erm...kiss"
"Kiss?"
"Uhh...yeah! A-and the daddy goat has to take his wiener out and-"
Suddenly Toriel kicked down the door. Her face was boiling red and steam was coming out her ears and nose. "YOU FAT PIECE OF DOO-DOO, IF YOU CONTINUE TO TELL MY SON WHERE BABIES COME FROM, I MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL HAVE YOUR PATHETIC LITTLE GOAT NIPPLES RIPPED FROM YOUR BODY, YOUR PENIS WILL BE CHEWED OFF BY A TIGER, AND AN ENTIRE ROSE BUSH WILL BE SHOVED UP YOUR ANUS!!!"
"That's not possible" said Asgore.
"Oh really? Do you want to find out?" Asgore shakes his head rapidly. "Good. Now, Asriel, would you like some butterscotch pie?"
"Yeah!!"
When the mother goat and her son walked out of the room, Asgore sat there, curled up in a ball, wondering how could such a sweet goat like Toriel be filled with such anger and evil? Could she be hiding this secret dark side? He may never know.
End
Sucky ending? yeah I know
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