Drifting Clouds (Kidnapped by the Akatsuki) | Naruto Fanfiction

[ 2 ] Deidara and Tobi

They treated me like a camel on a rope. Hidan held the end of the ropes that tied around my torso and would often glare over his shoulder back at me. I wanted to spit at him.

When we reached the dumpling shop, it was nothing more than what looked like a shack. I guess it was because I was use to luxury.

The dumpling shop had green curtains that had characters written on them that spelled out OUTPOST DUMPLING SHOP. It's roof was slightly convex and the white paint on the wood was wearing off. The dumpling shop had a fast-food theme to it with a bench that stretched across one of the outside walls of the shop. Even from where I was at, I could tell that inside the little shop held three small tables with three stools per table.

Kakuzu stopped about twenty meters away from Outpost Dumpling Shop. Sitting on a bench were two more people - both wearing black cloaks with red clouds on them. More Akatsuki members.

One of them was munching on a pink dumpling with a piece of his/her blonde hair flipped over his/her eye. At the top of his long golden blonde hair was a little ponytail. I wasn't sure about his gender.

The Man-Lady Blonde's partner, however, wore an orange mask with one single eye hole for his right eye. His/her mask sort of resembled an orange lollipop, swirling clockwise until it hit the right eye hole.

The Akatsuki member with the blonde hair seemed to be studying the orange-faced man closely. However, the orange-faced man turned his back on the blonde-haired member, lifted his mask so that his mouth was exposed, and chomped on his/her dumpling.

"Deidara! Tobi!" Hidan shouted loudly. The blonde person's head shot in our direction, and a mischievous smile stretched across his face. Damn, he's hot. "We got her! The person Leader-sama was looking for!"

"Perfect, un!" the lady/man blonde person beamed. Judging from the blonde person's voice, he was a male. And he looked really young. Around 19 - my age.

His face frowned when he saw me. "How old are you?" he demanded, giving me a pointed look.

I narrowed my eyes. "You guys really don't have any information about the person you are kidnapping?"

"Ignore her," Kakuzu told the blonde man just as he was about to protest. "Hidan, give the rope to Deidara. We have a jinchuuriki to catch."

"Ah right, the Two-Tails," Hidan mused. "Alright. Deidara, take her to Leader-sama. But make sure to tell him that I want to have a ritual with her."

I wasn't sure if Hidan meant that in a religious way or a sexual way. My face flushed a deep red and I spouted out, "You pervert!" to Hidan.

Hidan's face, realizing how wrong his request for this Leader-sama was, morphed into horror. "What the fuck?! I didn't mean it like that!"

Kakuzu sighed yet again and shook his head while the blonde man burst out laughing. Then, Kakuzu got out the backpack that he had been carrying on his back and dug through it. Out of curiosity, the blonde man peeped in it. When he saw what was in the bag, his eyes widened.

"Whoa! You gonna sell it on the black market, un?" the blonde man asked Kakuzu. I grew suspicious of the contents within that bag. Kakuzu nodded his head. Then, he reached inside and drew out -

"Hey!" I shouted angrily. "That's...that's....that's my wallet!"

Kakuzu said, "Exactly. Didn't I tell you that you were paying?" He opened up my pink wallet with cherry blossom sewn into it and fished out a handful of coins. He handed my own yen to Hidan, whom eagerly took it.

"Finally," Hidan muttered as he threw the rope that tied me up to the blonde man and made his way over to the dumpling shop eagerly. The orange-masked person jumped up from the bench and begged for Hidan to get him more dumplings.

The blonde man sighed. "Stupid Tobi. I miss Sasori, my man."

The blonde man stared at the rope. "What am I suppose to do with this?"

Kakuzu, who was heading over to the dumpling shop also, turned around and said plainly, "Take her to Leader-sama, of course."

"But...but...but I'm not traveling by land!" the blonde man spluttered.

"It's not my problem, Deidara!" Kakuzu said over his shoulder. Deidara, the blonde man I'm now assuming, let out a growl. He shoved his hand inside a little pouch that hung around his hip. Then, I noticed that a mouth was actually on his hand.

"What the heck?!" I quickly shut my mouth, but Deidara looked at me.

"What?" he demanded as he drew his hand back out of his pouch, the mouth on his hand evidently chewing something. I caught a peek inside of Deidara's pouch - it looked like artist clay.

"Y-your hand!" I spluttered. "It has a mouth on it!"

Deidara rolled his blue eyes. "No duh, Sherlock."

"A-and it's chewing something!" I continued.

Deidara sent me a heart-dropping smirk. "I hope you like explosions, brat."

The mouth on the hand that was chewing the artist clay spat something out that landed in Deidara's other hand. A molded, miniature bird. Deidara set the miniature bird on the ground, formed a quick hand sign, and almost immediately, the clay bird grew about ten times bigger. Almost as big so we could clamber on it and ride it.

"Tobi, finish eating! We have to get going, hn!" Deidara shouted at the orange-masked person, irked.

"Aaaaaa-alright, Deidara!" the orange man, Tobi, I'm guessing, said surprisingly cheerful. He practically skipped all the way over to the giant bird. Deidara threw me over his shoulder, me kicking the process, and then dumped me on the bird once he climbed on top of it. The clay bird was hard at contact, but then it slowly molded into the shape of my bottom like memory foam.

When Tobi mounted the bird, it spread its wings and with a powerful downward thrust, we soared into the air and towards the bleeding sunset.

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