When her father couldn't pay the price for hiring the Akatsuki to do his dirty work, the Akatsuki get revenge by abducting his daughter...
Join the fun as the Akatsuki experience a dumpling war, Hidan does ballet, and Deidara kisses with his hands.
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The room was silent, except for the fact that gleaming smiles were directed right towards me. My heart rate accelerated.
"B-bait?" I repeated, my eyes widening. The Leader stared at me with an unmoving expression.
"Yes, bait," the Leader-sama replied calmly.
"W-why?"
Leader-sama sniffed and then redirected his attention to the members. "Give a clear message to Banai Kankicha that we have his daughter and we are very..." Leader-sama paused and tiled his head a few degrees so that his mouth hid in his cloak. "...irritated and impatient. I don't care who it is but someone do it."
The woman with a bun and also a rainbow hologram clapped her hands. "Meeting adjourned."
And then the rainbow holograms of the man and the woman disappeared, leaving the Akatsuki members to decide my fate. I tried not to cry and my entire body was trembling. They could torture me with the worse methods possible or drive me to the brink of insanity. Despite being one of the most infamous drug lords, I have a low tolerance for pain.
"So..." Hidan started, crossed his arms.
"I'm not taking her," Deidara huffed. "I've already got another Tailed Beast on my hands. And she dulls my sublime art."
Itachi sighed. "We cannot take her under my guidance, either. My foolish younger brother is coming after me and it is inevitable that we will fight. I fear that I will lose her in amidst of the battle."
"And we have our Eight Tailed beasts, too," Kisame, Mr. BlueFish Dude, pipped up.
"That's what you get for massacring your entire family," Hidan muttered underneath his breath. The blood drained from my face. Itachi massacred his entire family? This could only mean that his supposed younger brother, if we're assuming that his younger brother is in fact of blood relation, is going to get revenge...
If this man had no problems killing his entire family then he'd certainly have no problems adding me to the pile of dead bodies. Crap.
"Can Zetsu babysit her?" Kakazu suggested. All eyes turned to Zetsu, the one-with-nature looking guy. He was literally green with what looked like a Venus fly trap planted (no pun intended) on his shoulders.
"No, we have to spy," Zetsu replied in an eerily high voice. C'mon, everyone. Keep on rejecting me...
"What about you, Hidan?" Tobi asked.
"NO!" Hidan said without any hesitation.
"You're doing nothing, though!" Deidara cried irritably. "Just like an incomplete work of art!"
"Well then that means more time for Jashin!" Hidan huffed.
"Jashin my ass!" Deidara shouted, mimicking what Hidan had slight to Deidara earlier. "That's all you talk about! Jashin this, Jashin that, Jashin bullshit, is what I say! No art associated with Jashin at all! Nothing sublime or explosive! Liked his!" Deidara proudly held up a miniature bird as it flew up into the air and exploded in flames.
Hidan bared his teeth and clenched his fist. "Repeat that again, I dare you Goldilocks!" Hidan roared, reaching for his triple-bladed scythe.
"Bring it on, Sleek Head!" Deidara shouted back, shoving his hands in his clay pouches.
"Don't you make fun of my hairstyle! At least it's better that yours!" Hidan howled, swinging his scythe around. I looked around frantically, wondering if any of the Akatsuki members would stop them but instead, they watched the fight unfold before them.
"SHUT UP, UN!" Deidara screamed for the umpteenth time today as he threw little balls of clay at Hidan. Hidan didn't bother dodging them and fire and explosions went off around Hidan.
"It's pointless, Deidara!" Hidan laughed, emerging from the smoke. My mouth dropped open as I saw several lethal wounds that would've killed any other shinobi...except that the wounds were healing at an incredible pace. Faster than with ten hands hands all producing medical ninjutsu. Hidan, threw his scythe at Deidara, but Deidara easily dodged it. When Hidan retracted his scythe, another explosion went off. My eyes widened. Deidara must've attached some detonation clay somewhere on Hidan's scythe during Hidan's first attack. Smart move.
"You dumbass! I'm immortal!" Hidan announced as the smoke cleared. My breath hitched. No way...that's impossible...
Oh, but it was. The entire front part of Hidan's chest was bloodied and Hidan certainly should've been dead. But slowly, tan skin started to crawl, covering up his blown-up chest. Oh my God...Hidan wasn't lying...oh my God, oh my God, oh my God...
Panic was coursing though my veins. I had never realized how strong shinobi could be. Deidara did a back handspring, dodging a sweep of Hidan's scythe. In midair, Deidara released larger bombs this time in the shape of spiders. The bomb spiders leaped at Hidan and went off. Hidan, once again, was shown fatally hurt but recovering too quickly.
Deidara was quick on his toes though. He sent another wave of bombs at Hidan but Hidan was prepared. He deflected quite a few of them and they all bounced towards the ceiling. They exploded and the entire cavern shook, parts of rock falling from the ceiling.
"Guys, stop it!" Tobi whined. "Tobi doesn't like it when the ceiling falls!"
But still, Hidan continued to deflect bombs here and there. At this rate, the entire caverns was bound to collapse over our heads.
"STOP IT, YOU IDIOTS!"
All heads turned towards me in surprise. My face heated up with embarrassment as I realized it was me that shouted. But all of my fear, anxiety, and anger was pouring out of me right now.
"YOU, DEIDARA! YOUR ART SUCKS! IF IT'S COLOR WAS BROWN I'D THINK THAT IT WAS MADE OUT OF MUD!" I screamed at Deidara. Deidara's blue eyes widened with fury.
"Say that again, you brat! I'll just blow you up with my art, anyway!" Deidara yelled, pointing a finger at me.
"It's true!" Hidan agreed. "Jashin has also told me!"
"AND YOU, HIDAN! NOBODY GIVES TWO CRAPS ABOUT JASHIN, SO. SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP!" I usually didn't cuss, but I was so angry and scared that if I were to die, then I wanted to go out with a bang (no, that wasn't meant to be a Deidara pun either).
Kisame and Zetsu sniggered while Hidan switched his target to me.
"Fight later, let's just kill her!" Hidan roared. Deidara nodded in agreement as I could see the mouths on his hands start to chew. The duo charged at me, their weapons ready to slice and blow me to bits.
