Kiss me, Not

The Madness

"What the...."

Lexa let her hands fall to her side and Clarke instantly fell onto her two feet not realizing the pain that shot through her ankle. Lexa was stunned as hers. Their eyes were frantically prancing around the house and what they saw was unimaginable.

"Lexa! Clarke! You're home!"

Indra swerved towards them and hugged both girls. She pulled the both of them inside the threshold with Clarke still limping and Lexa floating.

I can't believe this. She've really really over done it this time!

"Mother... What..."

"Everybody! Please meet Clarke!"

The huge crowd of people turned their heads towards them and gave them warm smiles and uttering 'congratulations'. She was puzzled as to why but to not show any disrespectful to at least half of their neighbors and friends. Lexa nodded along with Clarke, with a huge question mark on their faces. The brunette faced Indra for a quick question when something caught her eyes.

HOLY MOCKERY!

A huge banner was hanging from the ceiling with green and blue balloons surrounding it. But that's not what made Lexa gasped in pure bewilderment, it was what was written on it.

"Mother! What is the meaning of this?!"

"Oh Lexa I didn't know you have it in you! Oh my dear girl is all grown up!"

Indra slid her hand on her arm, caressing her adoringly.

Lexa was annoyed, no, she was beyond annoyed she was fuming. She was agitated, she's frustrated. Because yet again her own mother made a decision without her knowing.

"Congratulations Lexa and Clarke on your first kiss! Welcome back home!" Clarke whispered under her breath and soon her mouth was covered with two hands - gasping in realization. Her eyes were desperately looking at Lexa who seemed to be avoiding her gaze and on Indra who seemed to be so pleased with her plan.

"Mrs. Woods, wha-... What do you mean first kiss?"

Clarke asked, still trying to catch the brunette's averting eyes.

"Oh you two! You don't have to be so shy about it! You know we support the both of you. I'm so proud!"

The mother hugged the two shocked girls and when she let go, Lexa immediately shot Clarke a stern knowing look. Clarke shook her head frantically as if understanding what Lexa's was insisting through their silent conversation. The brunette shut her eyes for a brief moment before opening them again and found herself being whisked away into the dining area bombarded by their neighbors and friends patting her on the back and shaking of hands.

I have to get out of here. This is too much! Argh! Why can't I have a normal mother?!

"Come, Come. Grab some food. You must be hungry... Oh yeah, Clarke! I've already helped Abby unpacked your things back in your room. Everything is where they were before."

Clarke whipped her head as if begging her to repeat of what she just said.

"Wha-... What? I'm sorry, Mrs Woods? What do you mean unpacked my stuff?"

"Ah! You and Abby are moving back in, you silly! I can't let my future daughter in law be away from my Lexa darling."

Lexa widened her eyes and hissed, "Mother, don't try to mess around with something you can't control. There's nothing going on with me and Clarke. And I am not moving back in!"