Funny Quotes to Live By

MCR Quotes 1

Frank: [New Jersey] is like New York's retarded brother, ya know? The one they keep locked up in the basement.

Cameraman: "So, did you read Ellen DeGenerese's new book?"

Frank: "Yeah."

Cameraman: "How was it?"

Frank: "It made me a lesbian."

Gerard: "Look at me. With my pretty bracelet and tiara. I'm a fucking princess."

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay... it's popular. You know what I mean?

Frank: Popsicle is the new black.

Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.

Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.

Gerard: Popsicles?

Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.

Interviewer: Hypothetically, if you were to hook up with any male celebrity, who would it be?

Gerard: I guess I'd say Tobey Maguire, just 'cause he's Spider-Man.

I get mistaken sometimes for someone who looks like they want to be in my band! It's the funniest thing. It happened to me once... This guy tells a friend of mine, 'He looks like he jumped out of a MCR video.' I'm like, 'I'm IN My fucking Chemical Romance!" -Mikey Way

The dude from the Pringles can just stole my fuckin' parking spot! -Mikey Way

It's 98 degrees in Los Angeles! Makes me want to form a boy band... -Mikey Way

Every time I come back to Jersey, it's ready to put its tentacles all over me and suck me right back in. If I'm home for more than three weeks, I forget I'm in a band. I start to fill out applications for supermarkets. -Mikey Way

We're really greedy about the electricity in our iPods. We hoard it. We're like, 'Yo, I'm only on half a fucking battery and I have a plane ride! -Mikey Way

I think hula-hoops need to come back from the dead. The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops. -Mikey Way

Don't let anybody tell you how to rock your spectacles! -Mikey Way

There's a big misconception of our band, that we're in the back lighting things on fire and sacrificing virgins... It's not like that at all. -Mikey Way

I read a fanfic once. It was bad. The subject of the story was me and Gerard, uh... in relations. -Mikey Way

I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow. -Mikey Way

I'm not anorexic, buliemic, or any other "ic" you can think of. -Mikey Way

I'd be that dude that got killed right away in a horror movie. Five minutes in. -Mikey Way

I love when you can't find your wallet... and then you find your wallet. -Mikey Way

Interviewer: Mikey, why don't you ever eat?

Gerard: When he was a kid, he was so fat.

Mikey: But I eat food though.

Ray: He eats Pizza Hut, he eats Popeyes.

Gerard: Century Buffet, I was there and this kid here ate a lot. If the kid wants to eat, he eats.

Mikey: I ate my weight in sushi today.

Gerard: Like this kid just dropped so much weight one day and now he's skinny as hell. I used to be like 250 pounds.

Frank: We were all fat kids at once. We were all fucking fat.