Funny Quotes to Live By

Murder by Death Quotes

"She murdered herself." "You mean suicide?" "Oh, no. It was murder all right. Mrs. Benson hated herself."



"I think someone snipped the phone line!" "Oh, really? What did it sound like?" ".....Snip."



"Conversation like television set on honeymoon: not necessary."



"Our room is quite dusty." "My fault, I should have blown first."



"No pulse, no heartbeat. If condition does not change, butler is dead."



"Very good, except that you overlooked a very important piece of information." "What is it?" "It's stupid. Most stupid theory I've ever heard."