Baguettemuncher: ALEX THIS IS RESLLY IMPORTANT. SOS
A.Ham#51: what? It's literally three in the morning. I was actually sleeping.
Baguettemuncher: no you weren't. You hardly ever sleep.
A.Ham#51: stop exposing me.
Baguettemuncher: anyways. Herc just texted me. Hrbffatkrvbdehrvbedjrv
A.Ham#51: and? Doesn't he always?
Baguettemuncher: he said he had a lot of fun with me and that we should go to a football game together. Just me and him.
A.Ham#51: WHAT DID YOU SAY??
Baguettemuncher: i said I'd think about it...
A.Ham#51: why'd you do that dipshit?
Baguettemuncher: i don't want to get my hopes up.
A.Ham#51: I'll ask him
Baguettemuncher: don't you dare
~~~
A.Ham#51: hey Herc do you like Laf?
MOLEigan: Hamilton stop trying to set me up with our friends
A.Ham#51: IM NOT!! I was just wondering because it seemed like you do
MOLEigan: Alex you are an annoying little shit who needs to get some sleep before you get sick
A.Ham#51: ok mom. But first you gotta tell me. Do you want Laf's baguette?
MOLEigan: I literally hate you
MOLEigan: yes I like Lafayette. I'm pansexual, I never told you before.
A.Ham#51: that's cool. I'm bi
MOLEigan: we all know. Especially the way you look at John Laurens
A.Ham#51: anyways back to Laf. You gonna ask him out?
MOLEigan: no
A.Ham#51: why the hell not?
MOLEigan: not until you ask John out.
A.Ham#51: that's not fair!
MOLEigan: fine then I'll just call up some women who I know would love to spend a few nights with me
A.Ham#51: fine! I'll do it. But only because I want Laf to be happy
~~
Baguettemuncher: did he fall for it?
MOLEigan: he sure did. He's going to ask John out tomorrow. He really is a good friend to you Laf.
Baguettemuncher: well we are best friends. And he has no idea you actually asked me out tonight?
MOLEigan: none.
Baguettemuncher: perfect. See you tomorrow at the football game ;)
MOLEigan: <3
~~~
A.Ham#51: I'm going to ask John out. Is that wrong? Is it inappropriate? What if Philip doesn't like it? Or doesn't get it?
Angelica: I think he'd love that :)
A.Ham#51: how do you know?
Angelica: when Philip was coloring tonight he drew you and John holding hands.
A.Ham#51: really?! That's so cute
~~~
A.Ham#51: we need to talk.
J.Laurens: okay
YOU ARE READING
Governing is easy young man, parenting is harder((LAMS modern AU))
FanfictionAlexander Hamilton is the secretary of treasury under president George Washington. He has just gotten out of a relationship where his wife, Eliza Schuyler, just died. Now he's a single father of his only child, Philip. With his busy schedule Alexand...
