Today is such a glorious day. Friday is such a holy day for me, considering it as the last day of school and the start of summer vacation. I got home and threw my bag on my the floor and myself on the bed makingg myself comfortable on the soft mattress that I have.
I decided to change my clothes and go downstairs to check if my parents were still alive. (Lol which I am fully aware of)
"Oh you're home!" My dad said while he was dancing through the hallway.
"Hi Dad???? What are you doing?"
"Hey Sweetie! How's the last day of school?" My mom yelled from the kitchen.
"Not good but I'm okay though." I said as I sat down on the counter.
"Ohhhh atleast you're okay! How about you teach your Papi some new jams?!" He basically showed his computer and my jaw fell right open.
"Dad why do you have Made In The A.M. on your computer and why didn't you tell me? What the fu----"
"Because I wanted you to say that I'm Daddy goals...."
How thefucosk is that daddy goals don't ew dad no u are my father.
"Dad, that makes me uncomfortable in a high level, higher than Snoop Dog and Wiz Khalifa." I shook my head.
"That's right hun. I'm the onky one who could scream and call you daddy all night, remember?" my mom said wiggling her eyebrows and biting her finger.
"Why am I your only child who still lives with her parents?"
"Well because your brother and sister moved out of the house that's why." she told me slapping me with a bagel.
"That hurt how could you do this to me???!!!?!?!?"
"Lol sure"
"Do you even know what 'lol' means?"
"Lots of Love?"
"I'm so done with you guys byeeee."
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