Earl, the office plant

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Earl lived life on the edge. Literally. He hung up above Gerard Way watching his every move, waiting for his chance at fame.

He was growing at an excelled rate, which was very odd indeed considering his office lifestyle. Gerard hadn't always been his owner you see. He was once in a very lovely home, until the old lady passed. Little did the police know that it was he who strangled the little old lady, I mean who would suspect a plant named Earl? *Maniacal Laughter* Anyways back to the office.

Earl felt like he somehow needed to help the broken fans of My Chemical Romance. Maybe the answer was to start a little romance with Gee if you know what I mean ;) Anyhow one day Gerard walked into the office wearing the same clothes as he had the past few days. Without realizing who Earl really was he started to undress. Earl slowly wrapped his vines around Gerard, taking off the rest of his filthy clothing. Gerard wasn't protesting, he seemed to be enjoying it. He started tickling Gerard's inner thighs, and soon Earl was covered in a sticky white substance. He was soaking it up in his soil, enjoying every drop when suddenly someone burst through the door! It was Gerard's newly hired intern, just standing there gaping at Gerard's nudity, but mostly at his third nipple.

That's right. Gerard's third nipple did exist. He simply stated "Come join if you'd like"

And that's when the trouble began. You see Earl didn't have enough vines for the both of them, and didn't have enough soil to soak everything up. By the time Frank showed up that afternoon the office was in disarray, and Earl had a new fantasy starting in his roots.

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