Gerard had come back to the office so he could check on the intern, but the intern wasn't there. There was blood on the floor and on Earl, when he thought he'd pieced it together. Gee was convinced Earl had killed his new gr8 intern, and started crying. He went about breaking off a few of Earls leaves as a punishment, but Gee would never get rid of Earl. He meant too much. What Gerard didn't know is that Earl hadn't killed the intern, and wasn't planning to.
Earl had only found out one of the biggest secrets in office history. He obviously couldn't tell anyone because he was a stupid plant, of course he can't talk. Anyhow Gerard decided to call the intern considering he wasn't there, and got an extremely scared voice on the other end.
"The plant tore my dick off Gerard. iT TORE MY FUCKING DICK OFF DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANT TO ME!?¿!?¿¿"
"You're fired. No dick no job" He said, agitated.
"BUT GERARD I JUST" The intern was screaming into the phone at this point, desperately trying to save his job.
"NO BUTS ABOUT IT, TURN IN YOUR INTERN SHIRT TOMORROW I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU AFTER THAT"
"Fine Gee." There was a hint of sarcasm in his usual sweet tone.
He showed up the next day with his shirt. Nothing really significant happened, besides the plant fingering him a bit (Excuse me 'vining'). Gerard needed to find a new intern and quick. He decided to call up the most attractive person he could find. Frank. He'd always liked Frank, and he'd be able to see him more often this way. Unfortunately so could Earl.
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Earl, the office plant
FanfictionEarl was not just an ordinary plant. He was an office plant. Gerard Way's office plant.
