Our no life

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[EXO_earth12]:

Well so far nothing interesting has been going on in my life, except for the fact that I almost died a few days ago...

Oh wait!

I haven't told you guys about that yet?!

Hold up! Let me check my previous chapter...

*checking, checking* What?!

...the fuck is wrong with me!...

Well before I beat myself up over this, let me jus' point out that I'm pretty sure I'm not mentally stable.

Most of the time I have no idea what going on, NOR do I have the ability to answer this...

If 16 squares are able to fit in a 4×4 table, how many sides are there in total?

I ligit just made this up, but if you can answer it than congrats to you!

I'll put the answer at the end and YES I do know this!

I feel like I actually accomplished somethin' in ma life. *blows nose* I'm tearing up!

And don't be fooled, it's a very simple question, people jus' tend to over think stuff like dat.

(Hint! It's very simple!)

...

Fuck My Life! The story! I keep forgetting!

Well before I start forgetting why I was here in the first place, let me start out by saying that I hope y'all can forgive me for forgetting stuff.

...

Any who!

I was walking out of school and I was just out of it *wink wink*

I didn't even have the strength to listen to Poptart over here. My head hurt, my eyes hurt, so I just told her to shut da Fuck up

Cuz I didn't want to deal with any shit...

FUCK IT YOLO

Poptart glared at me and it was piercing through my nonexistent soul. I shrugged it off, but she kept it going.

I didn't think of anything at first, until the her glare continued. I snapped and said to calm your shit and leave me alone.

She chuckled, but it was no ordinary chuckle.

It fucking scared the shit out of me, considering the fact that she slapped my face.

I ignored that for now and just took a small step from her. I decided not to walk home with her today. I said bye and ran to my bus stop, which was full of people.

It was like 5 min until the bus came, I got on and sat on a seat by myself.

Everyone else got on and the bus started moving, I was finally away from Poptartluver's evil glare, she fucking hates it when I'm so serious or mad... IDFK!!

Well we stopped at a bus stop and most of the bus cleared out, but when I looked up...

... she was there...

My eyes got as huge as they can fucking get, and I let out the most girlish squeal. It sounded like I was fangirling or some shit.

Anyways, she walked to me and sat next to me...

"I know why you're being a dick." She said.

I tried to act tough, but she was scaring the shit out of me right now, "oh yeah? And what would that be?"

"You're hungry."

How the FUCK did she know that?! She's a fucking physic I swear!

"You got the muchies, EXO. I was with you the whole time, you can't hide the facts from me... I'm a part of you."

I gave her a weird glare and she sighed.

"Not that way, you perverted bitch." She rolled her eyes and got up so that I can get off on my stop. "Get out of here."

I stepped out and she sat down.

I stared at her and frowned, "I love you, but sometimes you can be a dick."

"I am what I eat." She winked and looked out the window.

I rolled my eyes and called her, she turned and I smiled, which scared her. "Payback you little bitch."

She gave me a confused look, and at that perfect timing, I slapped her face so hard that it echoed in the bus.

I ran out of the bus door and it closed before she could get out. I laughed as she flipped me off when the bus started to drive off.

*sigh*

She gonna fucking come after me, I can already feel her hand on my face.

*shiver*

Well, bye bitches! I gotta find a new hiding spot, she already knows where all of mine are at...

DEUCES!

BTW the answer is 4