Bus Ride

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[Poptartluver]:

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just kidding kids, i have a story.

If you follow me and see that I'm posting chapters here instead of my actual account,

I AM SO SORRY!

FORGIVE ME SENPI!!

Anyway, back to story, let me tell you about our bus ride home today......

February 29, 2016

It was a sunny day, warmer than a typical February afternoon.

i just got out of school and was walking on my way to the bus stop.

Then I hear footsteps approaching me. As I was walking faster, they began to catch up to me. I am now panicking and just as i cross the street light, i see EXO on the other side of the street laughing her ass off.

i flip her off in many ways like..

and many more, but i wont go into detail with them

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and many more, but i wont go into detail with them.

As she makes her way to me i greet her in the most friendliest manner.

"Sup bitch?!" i yell.

"Whaddup bitch?!" she yells back.

And then on our way to the bus stop we go.  

" How was practice? I heard you got in trouble by Mr. Zeug."

Interesting name, i know.

" Yeah we got in trouble cause apparently, we were doing nothing." She rants.

She goes on and on about how our teacher is bullshit and she should slack off and blah blah blah, i wasn't really paying attention because i saw a butterfly behind her and it was very tiny so i zoned her out while i was observing the butterfly.

I'm such a good friend.

"....what do you think?" She asks.

Fuck, what do i say?

"um, just be yourself?" i hesitated.

Wow, that's all i could come up with in the course of two seconds?

Impressive!

She rolls her eyes and turns away. " Never mind." She says.

I can tell she's pissed off so I made it my duty to make her happy.

I then started to make funny faces and wired noises that me, myself, and i ( hahaha, get it?) didn't even know could muster.

I see that she starts to feel better and is making faces with me too. We finally see that the bus is coming and so we get up on our fat asses and struggle to walk towards the bus cause we lazy as fuck!

As we sit on the bus we continue to make faces and flip each other off into the sunset and we lived happily ever after.

                                       The End.

Just kidding guys. But this all did happen today.

Whale, that's all i have for today so peace out fishes. I'll see you on the streets.

Holla!!


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