So here I was walking with a man who I killed but came back to life when we found the Attic or at least we thought so. "Where are we?" I said. "I need to live on, my god we're here." "You think." "No I know." "Well All it is Is a stupid Attic with dog shit and cat piss." "Well your fingering the dog shit and putting your face in the cat piss." "Wait what? I am so going to be cleaning myself in the fruit and dessert and diaper bowl." "What the fuck is that?" "Well it's what my great great great great great great great great grandfather puts me in when I step on dog shit or cat piss." "Well I can help you there all we need to do is get 10 objects and put them in the real next Attic." "What this is a fake and you never told me." "Well I don't know if I never told you but I guess so." "Well then let's find the real one bitch." "Thank you I am beautiful." "Just shut the fuck up."
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The Night Before They Had No Doubt About The New Year
AdventureI could not find a good thing to write a book so don't blame me if it sucks blame my brain
