Me: VINCENT WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE 4:00 AM?!?!?!
Vincent: I heard you had a toaster... *sniff* m-mine *sob* i-is BROKEN! *sobbing*
Me: VINCENT IF YOU WANT A TOASTER THAT BAD, GO BUY ONE!!!
Vincent: I. is. broke.
Me: BUT YOU HAVE A JOB?
Vincent: why do you think the boss never talked to me. I don't work there. I just sneak in to see Scotty Boy *sniff*
Me: *face palms* take my toaster and get out of my house.
Vincent: YAY!
------Time Skip brought to you by Daz Black's Tea Party hat--------
Me: *wakes up and rubs eyes. look over*..... MARK WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FUBERNUCIN' BEAD!?!?!?!?!?
Mark: well jack told me you had the stuff and i was wo-
Me: Mark, i'm NOT in the mood
Mark: Bu-
Me: ah- ah no 'buts'
Mark: * says under breath, with a grumpy face that only a child could make* yah, your right, you have no butt
Me: Mark, i'm not def
Mark: But your butt is *XD*
Me: That doesn't even make sense
Mark: XD
Me: ... Mark?
Mark: yah?
Me: get out of my house
Mark: nope
Me: * pulls Tiny Box Tim out of Mark's pocket, and gets scissors*
Mark: you wouldn't
Me: try me
Mark: *takes Tiny Box Tim and runs out of my house*
Me: looks to my side and see no weed
Me: maAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LEL, and mark got high and was arrested, THE END.
