Slender's Forest

Chapter 1

It’s been fifteen years since I’ve seen the outside world and even then, I was only two years old so I have literally no memories of it.

For these last fifteen years, I’ve just sat inside this stupid city surrounded by that stupid forest that nobody has even survived. Well, that’s a lie. Lots of us survived the forest on the way to this city but for some dumb reason, nobody has ever survived their way back through the forest.

I don’t even know why we try anymore. Nobody is ever going to escape this city and everyone should just give it up and stop killing themselves as they try to survive that forest. We should just accept the fact that going into that tree-filled hell means getting killed by Slender Man.

I sure know that I’m never going to give it a go at trying to escape this place. My eighteenth birthday is soon and as soon as I turn eighteen I’m allowed to try finding a way out of this city through the forest. The way I see it is that eighteen year olds are given the choice to die before they can have kids or drink for the first time. I think I’m just going to pass.

“Don’t ever try surviving out there Rick,” my mother tells me every day.

“Don’t plan on it,” I tell me in response.

So every day as I watch my friends walk into the forest to get slaughtered, I just have less and less of an interest in challenging Slender Man.

“Hey Rick,” my friend Bo calls to me from across this empty field I stand on. I find it easier to narrate a story as I stand on blank and open fields.

“Yes?” I ask him, expectantly.

 “Do you wanna play some soccer?”

I pull out my revolver and shoot him twice in the chest. I then drag his body over to the forest and drop it down a few inches into the forest.

“I hope you liked dying!”

I walk away so that Slender Man can come and claw away at his body without being seen.

“Hey Rick,” my mom asks me. “Where’s Bo? His mom is looking for him.”

“I shot him twice in the chest and dropped his body into the forest so that Slender Man can eat him,” I tell my mom.

(A/N: On the right you can see the soccer ball Bo wanted to play with :P)

“Does Bo like pumpkin pie?” my mom asks me.

“He’s dead,” I say. “So no.”

“Well your father likes pumpkin pie and he’s dead so…” my mom says. She lifts up her hand and slaps me across the face.

“I’m going to go drown myself in alcohol,” she says, “I’m also going to die in a car crash so prepare to cry for about two chapters.”

My mom runs off into the forest, balling her eyes out.

“WAAAAAAA!” she screams.

I sigh and walk towards where Bo’s mom is eating pumpkin pie.

“Give me!” I say.

“What’s the magic word?” she asks me.

“You’re right,” I say. I pull out my wand. “Abra Kadabra!”

Bo’s mom becomes a female Slender Man and starts terrorizing the city.

“I’d better go into the forest,” I say. I jog over to the forest but am stopped.

“OMG!” I say.

(A/N: Omg what a cliffhanger. Lolz xD)

I see my mom sucking on a pacifier as Slender Man eats her… whole.

“Yum,” Slender Man says.

“I like you,” I tell my new faceless friend.

He legally adopts me and we then fall in love.

(A/N: Do you ship Rlender Nan or Ro. Leave a comment and tell me I’d really appreciate it.)

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