Chapter 3
“So I’m king vampire,” I tell Bo. “How nice.”
“Nice indeed,” Bo agrees.
“Shut up!” I yell at Bo. “The world hates me, everybody hates me. My life sucks. WAAAAA!!!!!”
I run off wailing as Bo tries to calm me down.
“Don’t pretend you care about me Bo,” I tell him. “You don’t. Nobody likes me.”
Bo shrugs and nods in agreement.
“HEY!” I yell at Bo. I push his face under water and don’t let go until he stops breathing.
(A/N: Team Ro might be done for. Congrats team Rlender Man.)
“Second’s time the charm,” I say and walk farther and farther through the forest. Maybe I’ll escape the forest and make my city proud. Besides, Slender Man can’t kill me, hes too busy killing Bo’s mother (who also looks like Slender Man because of the spell I put on her)
(A/N: I guess all of you Ro’s Mom fans must be pretty upset)
“Where are you going?” my mom asks me.
“You’re alive?” I ask her.
“No,” she says and dies again.
(A/N: BAD!)
I keep walking, farther and farther into the forest only stopping to murder blind mice twice.
(A/N: I’ve never actually murdered blind mice but I imagine it wouldn’t be fun. Murdering blind mice is merely a hobby of Ricks and I in no way find it acceptable)
“MOO!” a cow says somewhere in Kansas. How nice.
(A/N: Bad)
“Wait!” Slender Man calls from behind me. I turn around and look at him with disgust.
“I always loved you!” Slender Man says. He runs to me and we hug for a long time.
“Slender Man really loves me!” I say to the invisible person behind me.
“I know,” the invisible person says.
(A/N: I know invisible people aren’t real. So don’t hate, procrastinate)
I turn back around to see Slender Man and Bo making out.
“HOW DARE YOU!” I shout at Slender Man. “But we just got together.”
“He forced himself onto me,” Slender Man says.
“MY LIFE IS OVER!” I shout.
“I. Hate. You. Both. And. Will. Never. Forgive. You.” I say. “Or. Stop. Talking. With. Periods. After. All. Of. My. Words.”
“But Rick,” Bo says. “I love you more than Slender Man ever will.”
“Bo,” I say. “I saw him kill your mother.”
“That’s cool,” Bo says. “Wanna go get some pizza?”
“Yes,” I say.
Before we can reach the pizza parlor I suck out all of his blood.
(A/N: OMG IS BO DEAD OH NOES!!!!???!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!!!!!!?!?!?!!?!!)
Bo dies for the third time and I run back to Slender Man for us to get remarried.
“Bo is stupid,” the trees tell me.
“I know,” I say. “Hey, wanna get married?”
“Yes,” they tell me.
So I marry them.
(A/N: Another ship has been added to the ocean: Team Rees. Do you like Ro, Rlender Man or Rees. Tell me below)
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Slender's Forest
ParanormalFor 15 years Richard Newton has been trapped in a city, a dark evil city surrounded by a mysterious forest. People have tried to escape the city by going through the forest, but each time they've never been seen again. As Richard nears his eighteent...
