Slender's Forest

Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2

Slender Man… slender man. I can’t believe I’m saying this but I’m in love with slender man. Wow.

I love his face. Especially since he has no eyes. How hipster of him, setting a trend. It’s so cool, I want to be just like him. I hate my beautiful emerald orbs. They’re so lame. My dad always said that when he looked at them it reminded him of the moss growing on the rocks in our front yard. It’s a nice compliment, but I still hate my eyes.

“How do you get so beautiful??!?!?!?” I ask him, staring into his non-existent orbs.

Slender Man just looks at me. Or, well… I think he’s looking at me. I can’t tell since he has no orbs.

I hate my name too. Richard Newton. Ew. But I’m so glad I have Slender Man’s name now. Because he adopted me. And we got married. So now I am Richard Man. How nice.

OMFG, there’s something glowing from the forest. Wait, it’s from where I put Bo. Wait, Bo’s getting up. Wait, he loves me now. Obviously he loves me, because I’m the main character of this story, so I must have a million people fall in love with me.

“GET AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Bo screams so loud. Wow. How nice.

Slender Man looks at Bo. Or at least, I think he’s looking at Bo. I can’t tell. Because he has no orbs.

Did I tell you that my parents made me move here when I was 2. Yeah. How nice.

I used to live on the other side of the city. But when I was 13 my parents, again against my will (they told me 2 days before that we were moving. OMFG like normally parents tell their children at least like 2 months before. But nope, to make it more dramatic to my story they told me 2 days before. They’re also alcoholics. And I hate them. Yeah. But that don’t matter no more because they’re dead.) they made me move.

(A/N: Poor Richard. I feel so bad for him.)

Bo loves me. Slender Man loves me. The girl who just saw me loves me. Because I am so lovable. How nice.

“Bo, it’s okay. I know you love me but Slender Man loves me more. I’m really sorry Bo.” I tell him. I start to cry.

“Well, it’s okay. Because……” Bo looks around frantically before he spots a girl walking across the street.

“Because I love her!!” He points at her and goes over.

“Will you marry me?” He asks. WOW, Bo’s going to get married.

“No.” She says, before walking away.

“Oh, okay.” Says Bo. He looks so sad.

Aw poor Bo. I go over and hug him.

“It’s okay Bo. You’re still my BFF.”

“Hooray.”

I look behind me to see if Slender Man is still there.

But he’s not.

Where did he go.

I’m so confused.

Wow.

“Where’d Slender Man go?” I ask Bo. I can feel the tears starting to drop from my face. I hope he didn’t leave me.

“There he is!!” says Bo, pointing at Slender Man eating a police man.

“Slender Man!!!! BAD!!” I yell. Slender Man turns to look at me. He looks so sad.

“I break up with you Richard. Sorry.” Slender Man says. He then goes back into the forest.

I cry all day long. But then everything’s okay because I find out I’m king vampire.

(A/N: lmao I love this story so much. Looks like team Ro is winning. Congrats Ro shippers.)

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