Star Wars One Shots

Empire's Best Babysitter

(I think reader should be Gender Natural)

The storm troopers looked at their bosses curiously, they were gathered around a small black chair which covered with black velvet cloth.

'Now look at Vader Papa, and say 'Cheese'!' Vader said.

The troopers shivered, and immediately ran out the room.

The Director frowned.

'Look what you done! Even the troopers are scared! How can you make a baby happy?'

Vader hissed.

'Then you try!'

Krennic shrugged.

'Well, to make the baby happy, first of all is to make him comfortable.'

As he said, he took off his gorgeous, magnificent, amazingly soft's white cape, and wrapped around the baby.

The baby chuckled, waving his little fingers, Krennic said with a victory grin.

'See? I told you he will love it!'

Tarkin shook his head, 'No, no, I'll suggest some food will make the baby happy.'

Vader and Krennic said together.

'No! Y/N will kill is if we feed him to much!'

Tarkin sighed. 'Well what can we do?'

Krennic took out a book from the control table, and read.

'As little Jedi flew the y-wing toward an unknown planet, a sith came behind him and slashed the plane. Blood flew around the air, the sith was merciless, it sliced the jedi in- Woah, those shouldn't be written in a children book!'

But, they didn't know, their nightmare was coming.

Suddenly, a loud sob came from the baby, and turned into crying in a second, from far to the republic, Obi Wan swear he heard a baby crying in the Empire.

Vader looked worried, he walked in circle.

'Oh noooo. What should we dooooo??!!!'

Evern Tarkin and Krennic got nervous.

'Worst thing in my life.' Krennic closed his eyes, and murmured something that include some bad language.

'Watch your language, Krennic.'

And the baby cried louder and louder, that Vader had to turn on the silent mood on his helmet.

And Tarkin covered his ears with his gloved hand and shouted.

'YOU BETTER THINK SOMETHING, KRENNIC.'

'WHY EVERYTIME IS ME WHO NEED TO CLEAR ALL THE MESS!!??'

Krennic shouted back, and walked carefully to the baby.

'Shhhhh, little baby, your great Director's here!'

But, no.

The baby kept crying.

Next one, Vader ( He thought this outfit was a sin to him ) wore his special pink outfit that Y/N gave him.

He could see Tarkin and Krennic tried not to laugh.

'I swear I'll put this amazing moment on the datapad.' Said Krennic. 'I will do that.'

Well, Vader was still sooo scary that the baby even started slammed his little fits on Vader's armor.

'Ouch! That hurts.'

Vader whimpered.

Tarkin pulled Vader away, and stepped in front of the chair.