Supernatural BAD Parents

01

How they adopted your ass

Demon Dean
He knocked up the chick he banged and bam you showed up and he was forced to raise your ass because his humanity wouldn't allow his demon side to kill you.

"SAY THAT TO MY FACE BITCH!"

Go home Dean, you're drunk.

Soulless Sam
Knocked up a chick and Dean found out so to keep up his facade he adopted you.

"Little piece of shit cries all the time."

Damnit Sammy get your soul back first.

"Fite me m8."

Maybe next time, now go away I have a chapter to write!!

"Someone's crabby today."

Shut the fuck up Winchester my readers will fuck you up.

Ca-

"Heya I know you're gonna do the casifer pref now but I'm more important."

BOY YOU INTERRUPT ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL DELETE YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS

"Yes ma'am."

Good.

Casifer
"Lol when Cas was a human he dreamt about having a family with Dean, I can't believe he's making me do this! AHAHHA!"

It's been awhile since we last saw ya Lucy.

"IM BACK BABY!"

And that's all for chapter one hope you enjoyed reading about these little shits

Goo-

Oh no

We forgot

"HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE MOTHERFUCKER."

Shit.

Hiya John.

...

John
He adopted an entire orphanage and made all of y'all train and stuff but most of you died only a few survivors who are currently stuck in hell.

"Yep. Those are my kids."

"Dean, Sam, Adele, y/n, and some other little shits."

I think you meant Adam.

"Oh yeah Adam, I guess I forgot."

And there you have it people.

Bad parenting, starring Supernatural's worst parents ever.

"This is Sam again any of you wanna come over to fuck?"

jfc....