Sam: WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS IT SOULLESS HERE
Sam: WE GOT DEMON THERE
Sam: AND SOME OTHER OLD DUDED
Sam no
Dean: TODAY
DEAN
Dean: WE WILL TAKE OVER AND THE AUTHOR CANT DO SHIT ABOUT IT
ohmygod
God: yes? I'm here
Sam: ANYWAYS
When you sass the fuck out of someone and you're dad cheers on
ITS YOUR NOT YOURE
Dean: NOPE NO TALKING WE'RE IN CHARGE NOT YOU
jfc
Demon Dean
You walked up to this crusty dusty nastay old lady and told her to shut the fuck up because your dad was busy directing a chapter
DEAN I WILL KILL YOU
Soulless Sam
You took out your knife and put it at the lady's throat and told her to shut her cake hole but your uncle Dean crashed in and sued you for copyright of his words because only he can say cakehole
EMRGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Casifer
You judo-ed the two other kids and saved the author lady
Dean: THAT WASNT IN THE SCRIPT DAMN YOU CAS
Casifer: fuck you and your simpleton ass look at me speaking in fancy words
YEAH FUCK YOU DEAN AND SAM
Casifer: Good job kid, you're makin papa proud. He's fighting me inside right now lol
Sigh
John
You ran towards the trio and yelled, "FITE ME M8!!!!"
And fought you did.
God
Your dad ain't even around he not gonna cheer you on or anything cuz he don't know who you are.
Casifer: YEAH FUCK YOU GOD I TRIED TO BE NICE BUT YOU JUST FUCKING WONT LISTEN TO ME
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED TODAY'S CHAPTER SWEETHEART NO ONE HERE IS REMOTELY FUNNY IN ANY WAY
BUT REALLY,
THANK YOU
YOU ARE READING
Supernatural BAD Parents
FanfictionThink your parents are horrible? Well, you clearly haven't seen this bunch. Soulless Sam, Demon Dean, Casifer and *drumroll* JOHN FUCKING WINCHESTER Enjoy! (This book is made purely for crack and lots of swearing and bad English for humor purpose...
