You hit him.
Dean: my kid has power fite me Sam (ง'̀-'́)ง
Sam: YOU WANNA FUCKINF GO???!?!?!(ง'̀-'́)ง
Casifer: (✿'‿') *humming*
Sigh
John: BIATCH PLEASE HAVE YOU SEEN MINE?
Sam and Dean: FITE US (ง'̀-'́)ง
btw where's God?
Casifer: (ʘ‿ʘ) *whispers* please be dead...
God: I-IM *burp* HERE!!!!! IM J- *vomits*
Dean: he's drunk.
Sam: yep.
John: what the fuck God.
Anyways.
Demon Dean
You were crying and screaming so he picked you up but you punched him in the eye with your tiny fist.
Soulless Sam
He was being a little bitch again and you walked up to him and and crawled onto the sofa to slap him. Lightly. With your tiny hands.
Casifer
You were having a temper tantrum and you just threw stuff around and banged your little fist on your dad's face.
John Winchester
He was in a pissy mood so you went over and punched him as hard as you could. But it didn't hurt him much at all but he was satisfied you could at least punch.
God
He wasn't paying attention to you so you head butted him.
Jeez you are one hella violent kid.
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Supernatural BAD Parents
FanfictionThink your parents are horrible? Well, you clearly haven't seen this bunch. Soulless Sam, Demon Dean, Casifer and *drumroll* JOHN FUCKING WINCHESTER Enjoy! (This book is made purely for crack and lots of swearing and bad English for humor purpose...
