Jessica: .......and I was like \"No!\" and she was like \"uh huh!\" and I was like \"NO FREAKIN\' WAY!\" and she was like \"ohh yes I di-id!!!\" and I was like \"OMG\" and she was like \"yupp\" and then Mike walked over and we were like \"oh, damn\" all quiet and shit. Bella? Bella, are you listening? Bella did you even hear my story about Eric raping Angela!? It was a horrific experience for your BEST. FRIEND. And you\'re not even worried!?!?!!
Bella: Hm? *what\'s this chick\'s name again? And WHO is she rambling on about!?*
Jessica: Whatever. Nothing. Nevermind. SIT DOWN.
Bella: Kay. *Jeez, bossy much?*
Edward: *Walked into lunch room. Sits down with other vampires. Sniffs the air for no reason whatsoever* HOLY CRAPPETH, WHAT\'S THAT AWFUL STENCH I SMELLETH!?
Alice: Eddie, that\'s the new girl, Bella. I TOLD you she smelled like fish!
Edward: Deareth Goddeth! Oh, shit, she caught me looking -____________-
Alice: QUICK drop your eyes. And if she sees you again, make sure you look MAD.
Edward: *Glares at Bella*
Bella: WHO ARE THEY!??!! *That one dude is hot, why does he look so pissed??*
Jessica: Who? OH THEM. Ok, that\'s Snooki, Jwoww, DJ, Pauly D--
Bella: No, not the douchebags from the Jersey Shore. The really pale kids that look slightly constipated.
Jessica: That\'s the Jonas Brothers; Kevin, Nick and Joe.
Bella: Oh. That sucks. WAIT does this mean we go to school with a bunch of celebs!??!!
Jessica: Um, no.
Bella: ................Oh.
**************After Lunch, in Biology Class**************
Bella: *Walks into classroom* Hey.......
Mr. Banner: Hi. Go sit by the constipated emo guy that\'s really a vampire and is going to play to your fantasies and pretend to be in love with you, because you take his actions the wrong way, then marry you and knock you up, and your baby will almost kill you but he\'ll \"save\" you, and your best friend who is actually a werewolf will \"fight\" for you and then when he sees your baby, he will fall in love with her and infest your lives with giant dogs.
Bella: K.
Edward: *SHITSHITSHIT, SHE\'S COMING TO SIT BY ME, SHITSHITSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! To invisible Alice* Fuck, what do I do now?!?
Invisible Alice: Just stay calm. She\'s going to put her hair over her shoulder so you can\'t see that hideous wart on her neck, just under her jaw.
Edward: THANK GOD.
Bella: Hello.
Edward: -_______________-
Bella: *Dick. Sexy dick, but he\'s still a dick.*
**************Like an Hour Later**************
Mr. Banner: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM, YOU PERPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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