Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children ________.
- When you fart and a little bit comes out.
- Homeless people.
- Michael Jackson.
- Dead parents.
(dick wins the round. The next round will begin in 8 seconds.)
heyheyhayden: u are such a horrible person omfg
dick: it's a party game for horrible people, if you haven't gotten used to it by now just leave
heyheyhayden: ok jeez someone's on their period
dick: haha very funny
dick: i just happen to be slightly annoyed with this girl named hayden who apparently is a prude and gets easily offended but still chooses to play cards against humanity
Hugh_G_Rection: burn b.itch burn
heyheyhayden: oh ffs it's just a game
dick: exactly.
heyheyhayden: um
heyheyhayden: okay
heyheyhayden: idk how to respong to that
dick: serves ya right
heyheyhayden: mean :(
dick: im literally a dick get used to it
heyheyhayden: gross
dick: but hey if it helps, i can feel that ur a pretty girl
BATMAN: can ya'll feel the sexual tension in this chatbox
heyheyhayden: what even um, no thx i don't even know his name
dick: hi, i'm calum x
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wtf did i just write lol
these'll get longer soon i swear!
I SAW 5SOS LAST MARCH 12 SO UP CLOSE IM CRYING I MISS THEM KBYE
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cards against humanity ➳ hood au
Fanfiction"ure acting like a dick" "honey, dick is literally my username so" "..." "i'm sorry did u wanna suck mine?"
