Queen Latifah's POV:
I rush out the door as soon as I see the mailman come and leave, running down the sidewalk in my sweats and Shinee hoodie.
I rip open the mailbox and there... there in pink and lilac wrapping is the package I've been waiting for.
"Aaaaah shi..." I can hardly contain my excitement, grinning ear to ear.
I tare back inside my house and slam the door behind me with a loud KABAM! I might've shattered the wall, but I don't care.
All I care about is this. This little package right here.
Sitting on the floor I make careful to open the package without breakin' a nail. I just had them done and no way was I gonna let one of them little hoes break.
Inside the package is a set of directions, white powder, and and egg. The hell?
I'm just as confused as you, but thanks to my many years a knowledge and Diva insight, I skip the fine print and get right into making me a dewy Korean boy.
"Take the powder... M'kay. Now poor it into the small opening of the... egg? What the- Ah, here it is."
I add all the powder, close the opening and then give that egg a good shakin. I could just imagine my little idol swishing around in there, banging his little head and shit.
After however long, I put the egg in a hot bath and let it sit as instructed.
Now just wait three days. Three long days...
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Queen Mom
RandomBased off the SNL Korea skit with Shinee's Taemin. What if you could grow the perfect boyfriend in just a matter of days? And not just any boyfriend, a Korean idol! You could teach him everything he needs to know and make him the most perfect man o...
