Isn't It Funny?

I Notice the Weirdest Things

1. Am I the only person who notices when a room is completely silent (no hum of the lights, no tick of the clock, no sigh of someone's breath... nothing) and then becomes extremely uncomfortable with it?

2. Back to number one: why do lights hum? And don't say because of electricity. No, I think it's because of magical very tiny step-dancing fairies.

3. I hate when people breathe really loudly because then I notice my own breathing and start to suffocate. *insert crying-laughing emoji*

4. Back to number three. Why do I start to freak out when I actually pay attention to my own breathing?

5. Now that I'm not in a relationship and my best friend is, why is PDA so annoying?

6. I can't stand certain people... Just every little thing they do is so... UGH.

7. I hate when certain things are on uneven numbers.

8. Watching the clock makes it go slower.

9. That awkward moment when you realize how loud your typing actually is...

10. See? I had to add a number ten because uneven numbers bother me.