Isn't It Funny?

Now this is Some Shit You can Relate To

-Can openers.

-Not having food.

-Taking out gum at school.

-Having big boobs (or no boobs at all).

-School.

-Fake ass people.

-Bitches (though I am one).

-People who comment on every fucking thing that you do. I didn't ask for a chorus, bitch. This ain't Shakespeare.

-Staying salty (I'm always salty).

-Being a queen but no one treats you like one.

-Fucking finding a fucking charger when your device is at fucking 0.5%.

-Missing your best friend (who lives fucking 1,426.1 miles away. That's fucking 21 hours and 14 minutes without traffic!).

-When your mom hasn't gone to Walmart in forever.

-Swimsuit shopping.

-Clothes shopping in general.

-Socializing.

-People in general.

-Looking fabulous as fuck and then no one acknowledges it.

-The question of "can I borrow a pen?" No, bitch, you cannot.

-When you're on your period and this fake ass bitch says that that's why you are so moody and you say "no, it's because I don't like you." and walk away. (This actually happened to me today).

-When people ask if they can borrow paper. I don't want it back after you write on it, bitch.

-People with terrible grammar.

-People who claim that they don't read or have fandoms. Excuse me?

-The fact that my laptop doesn't consider "fandom" to be a word.

-Existing in general... Yeah... I'm hungry. I'm gonna go.