-You saw me walking to go in the door and I KNOW that you did but you still shut the damn thing in my face anyway. You fucking asshole.
-What the actual fuck is life?
-I ASKED FOR DUSTIN TO GET THE DAMN BALL, NOT YOU. THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO TRY AND MURDER ME.
-Am I allowed to murder?
-*slowly tries to not murder people*
-One of my classmates decided to call me a bag of potato chips. I told him that the only thing I had in common with a bag of potato chips was that I was salty.
-What the actual fuck is your problem?
-In English class:
Teacher: Here's a word that *insert my ex's name* used in our second hour class to describe Juliet: "modest".
Me: Like he'd know anything about that.
Classmate: Oh, damn. Roasted.
-Why the actual fuck does Apple not have a damn antelope emoji?
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Isn't It Funny?
RandomNow, I'm definitely NAWT your average teenager. But I know that these are some things even you guys could relate to. Hope you luh-ve. -AlPal
