What the Actual Fuck?

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-You saw me walking to go in the door and I KNOW that you did but you still shut the damn thing in my face anyway. You fucking asshole.


-What the actual fuck is life?


-I ASKED FOR DUSTIN TO GET THE DAMN BALL, NOT YOU. THAT IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO TRY AND MURDER ME.


-Am I allowed to murder?


-*slowly tries to not murder people*


-One of my classmates decided to call me a bag of potato chips. I told him that the only thing I had in common with a bag of potato chips was that I was salty.


-What the actual fuck is your problem?


-In English class:

Teacher: Here's a word that *insert my ex's name* used in our second hour class to describe Juliet: "modest".

Me: Like he'd know anything about that.

Classmate: Oh, damn. Roasted.


-Why the actual fuck does Apple not have a damn antelope emoji?

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