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deer diarrhea :

my name is Georgia, and I am 102 years old but some peeple mistaken me for an 80 year old, I guess I just look young.

I have 78 kids.. 77 suzzies and 1 pound of jimmies!

jimmy is dead tho because 1 day he tolded me to go screw myself so I killed him and he is now dead, rapped in duck tape, and under my bed ;)

my life is pretty cool, I've been married 47 times. my 30th husband was a milk man until one day, when he was delivering milk to this weird psychos house, the dude injected milk into my husbands eyes; who's name was booooooooook. I loved booooooook .. don't rip baby✌🏻️😞

I also have 2 jobs, I'm a stripper during the day, and I work at hooters at night ! my life is amazing diarrhea. ily

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