deer diarrhea:
today I wentz to Taco Bell 🌯🌮 and wen I got to the front too order .. here's the convo I had with the worker 👴🏼 ;;
worker: wut can I getcha toeday?
me(aka sexi lady): you can't get me anything, but you can make me something, cuz ya no? You can't get food u can only make it. get smart dumy !!
worker(aka ugly boy): ok then, what can I MAKE u?
me(aka cool person): well I don't know really, I hate the food here 😫😤😪
worker(stupid boy): then y the hell are u here?
me(funni person): cuz u ugly, u can't control me.! I can cum here if I wants to and u can't do anything about that!
worker(FUCKTARD): ok, common we have other customers so order pleez
me(qween): I DONT WANT ANYTHING U UGLY OLD MAN! u no what no go make me a soft taco with horse meat pleeze!
worker(gross AIDS infested man): I'm sorry but we don't serve soft tacos here, or horse meat, we only have possum meat.
me(not aids infested): oh dammit I was relly in tha mood for a soft taco😔☹️😤 ok, then I want a hard taco with extrA cheeze pleeze
worker(also has a drug issue): I'm sorry butt we don't serve hard shell tacos here, order sumthing else u ugly swine!
me(a nun): WTF ! I wanted a taco! wtf u old man I guess I just want sum of u😏😉💦
worker(pastor): no ew! u r ugli and probably have AIDS butt I do to so don't worry 🌛 but still no, leave or I'll spank u
me(sad lady): I am NOT ugly, and I don't have AIDS😞😳 and no u can't make me leave ! give me sum nachos pleeze
worker(relly a duck): I'm sorry but we don't serve nachos here, leave u pig🐷
me(cewl gurl): fine bi *punches worker in face* TRY ME BITCH ILL FIGHT U
worker(actual wwe wrestler): FINE bitchacho *kicks me in the butt* *spanks me with belt* there u whore
me(me): WTF why did u just hurt me? I'm calling the popo on u👎🏻😾
worker(stupid): U TOLD ME TO PHITE U AND U HURTED ME FURST 👿
me(your mom): u r a liar! I did not hurt u, y wood i do that? that wood be rude✋🏻✌🏻️
**calls 911** : hey babes, this old worker just kicked me in the butt and spanked me, cum arrest him pleeze:)
**30 minutes later**
cops(to worker): WHY THE FUCK WOOD U HURT AN OLD WOMAN U CUNTBAG?
worker(is worker): SHE HURTED ME FURST !🤕😞😭😤
me: LIARRRRRRRREr! cops, take him away, he doesn't deserve to be a free man ! he is the worstest person on this planet! he is the reason four global warming✌🏻️😤🌍🌎☀️🔥
cops(cooler than worker): u r rite mam, may I ask u ur name?
me(Georgia): no u may not ask me my name u ugly cows🐄🐄
cops(meanies): u no wut? u r gonna be arrested to for calling us that! my dad used to call me a cow and then I stopped eating so u have no rite to bring those memories back ! u r tha cow
**cops handcuff me and worker**
cops: oh btw, I'm ur father.
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I'm sorry diarrhea for getting arrested I did not mean to. for gived me pleeze
