deer diarrhea:
when I was about 25, in 1905, I was a nun in a really cool hippy church. I was the coolest nun is the whole place😎😎😉😋 !
but, the other nuns for some reason hated me😒 it really gutted ma feelings😓 I put up with there harassment until one day on April, 20 1908... when they wouldn't stop. "Look at her ugly, not in fleek eyebrows"
"I know! And her butts saggy-.-" ..
"Yeah and her eyes look like a demon possessed her hA she should just kill her self, she ain't no nun, she's an ugly devil who's going to hell😈" ..
I gifted really fucking mad, and I best them up, and then I went to the pastor and beat him up to👼🏾. I'm very strong, oh yeah did I tell you I used to be a WWA wrestler?
Yeah I was! That was in like 1845, it was crazy! I'm actually joHn ceNas daughter, he's ma daddy😍💪🏼🙏🏽.
anyways, my dad taught me how to snap people's necks, so I snapped 3 nun necks, and I didn't snap the pastors neck cause i wanted him to suffer.
but unfortunately, I found out the pastor was my dads dad, so my grandpa, and so he was very strong, and I couldn't hurt him very well, and he turned and started beating me up😓😖 it hurted really bad.
I started bleeding and the pastor just collected it all and put it in the holy water thingy and then threw me in it and I then drowned in holy water and my own blood.
But guess what? I REVIVED MA SELF AND I Lived! but my grandpa sent me to the Russians for beating him up, and in Russia, that's where I met my first husband: jillybob, and I had my first daughter suzzie..
So since suzzie #1 was born in Russia, she's a legal Russian.. I hate Russians so that's why she's dead now cause I killed her.
Ok diarrhea, I think that's it for today:::::::
GOODNIGHTTTT
