13 Going On 30 (Peterick)

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"Um, well first, it's 2013. You broke up with Elisa in tenth grade when you found out you were gay."

"Wait. I'm gay?" I asked, stunned.

"Your picture is under the definition in the dictionary, dude." He said laughing a little.

"Oh, okay."

"You work at Fueled By Ramen, BJA is our boss."

I nearly had a heart attack. "Billie Joe Armstrong?"

"Oh, yeah. He famous." Andy said.

"No shit, dick head."

"Wow, Patrick, you haven't swore like that since freshmen year." Andy said. I'm still clueless, but at least I know somethings.

I laughed slightly.  "Patrick?"

"Yeah?" I said suddenly serious.

"What did you say to Joe?" Andy asked.

"Well I didn't know who he was and..."

"It's okay, Patrick. I'll explain everything to him later. What's the last thing you remember?"

"My brother dragged me to some college party in eighth grade and I was dragged into a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven." I said. Wow, that sounded stupid once it came off my tongue. What thirteen year old goes to a college party? Well that's Kevin for ya.

Once we got to the meeting there were about three people besides me, Andy, and Billie Joe. One hade a huge forehead, one had pink hair and black spacers in his ears, the other looked like that emo kid that used to be on the soccer team. He was a lot older than me, maybe six years? Yeah, but he looked like him.

He was attractive, I would give him that.