Quarantine: Love From Home

QLFH: 02

Wednesday, June 2021
Google Mail
9:30AM

Yllviena:
Good morning. How may I help you, our dear client?

Unknown:
I was two kilometers away from the metropolitan bus station in Paco when I figured out that my GPS abruptly shutted down. I had to dial anyone on the nearby distance because I unfortunately lost my path, and no one even came to rescue me.

Do you have a digital sketch of your company address?

Yllviena:
Sorry to hear your inconvenient experience. However, may I know your withholding name?

This is to ensure that each of our client has formally booked an appointment in our office.

Unknown:
Madam, Mister, or whoever you are, my clock is in hurry. Send the map to me as soon as possible.

Yllviena:
I'm sorry. We cannot intentionally cater your request. Please try the services of other companies offering urgent solutions to your concern. Thank you.

Unknown:
Services, my foot.

My tires almost rumpled and exploded awhile ago. There is no way I can escape out of here without blinding myself underneath thick fogs and heavy rainshower. I need the directions of your company right now.

Yllviena:
As per latest weather forecast, today is the official inception of summer season. Maybe you are just trapped in another city or you are purposively tricking every online user to crumble down with your spam message.

Unknown:
What?

Yllviena:
Thank you for contacting our line. Come again soon and may you have a good day ahead.

Unknown:
Hey, what the hell are you talking about?

9:34AM

9:40AM

Unknown:
Jesus Christ. This is not how an answered prayer should appear.

9:48AM

9:56AM

10:02AM

Unknown:
Fucking umbrella.

Can you just fall to me like the rain?

10:30AM

Unknown:
Correction, not you.

The map. I needed it all the way back to you.

10:32AM

10:34AM

Unknown:

Back to your company.