Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh so about the title. I was goin to eat Starbucks but then I was like...
I have no strong teeth to bite the metal and plastic but their coffee is good. My name is... THAT SEXY BEAST THAT U SAW AT STARBUCKS.
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I was walking down the (suspense)
STREET! U thought it was gonna b something cool.
And I opened the door...
I saw a world of midgets. I almost screamed. They were all blondes. There were blond boys, girls,moms, dads, and dogs. I forgot cats!!!!!
Anyway...
I ordered a Big Mac. And the clerk was like," we don't sell that."
And I was like "how bout a mcflurry ?"
Next thing you know, the guy is yelling at me about McDonalds.
"Does this look like McDonald?!?!"
I spoke in the same yelling tone as he did."yes!!!!"
And he is now sweeping me out the door with a mop, how rude! And being the clumsiest person on the world, I fell. I heard a voice ask If I was okay. And the first thing I saw was a 5 dollar bill.
"Yes, Lincoln I am very fine. But ur voice is too sexy to be Lincoln. No offense."
A beautiful voice with a tone of rich Irish accent answered," I'm not Lincoln but u can think what u want."
"Oh, so u must be George Washington right?"
And that's when I stood up and started looking around.
My eyes landed on a blonde. Oh well, wait that's NIALL HORAN.,SEXIEST MAN ON EARTH!
He helped me gather my stuff and after a few seconds, he said," do you want to come to McDonald's for a Big Mac and Mcflurry ? An apology lunch?"
"But your not the one who swept me out the door."
And he said " I thought that guy was pretty rude."
And I finished talking to him like a normal person.
I started fan girling.
" AAAHHH!!! You're Niall freakin Horan!!!"
"Oww, that was my ear." He whined.
I ran in circles and started talking normally again.
"Okay chop chop, let's go kids!"
And then...
A banana came dancing out of no where singing " Happy Birthday!"
Just kidding...
Just then...
The rest of One Direction appeared in a van. Louis popped out and said " get in the van" while doing get-in-the-van-finger motion. "We have candy."
I looked at Niall "CANDY!!!!" We screamed. We jumped in and some how made it to Maccy D's in between 20 questions and introductions.
