When the car stopped, I already decided to invite my best friend.
Shannon!
The only way to contact her is to text her.
Oh the advances of technology.
'Hey girl, you know how you've always wanted to meet your future husband? Well I got some news for you, come to McDonald's'
And almost immediately, she replied
'K! I'm going over in 5. See you there.
And I entered the wondrous doors of McDonalds. I love this place. I may seem weird because every time I come, I order a kids meal and a Big Mac.
So Louis being such a unicorn decided to argue with the McDonald's people.
"Hey, can I get a burger with carrots, carrots, and carrots? And carrot bun please."
The clerky person said, "I'm sorry but we don't have carrot burgers."
And Louis screamed...
And threw a mini fit.
So he dragged me over and said," mom, tell the old wrinkly lady that she is being mean. I need my carrots so I can be a unicorn and poop orange."
So I ordered for Louis and everyone but Niall.
He ordered so much that I can't remember half of it.
And when we grabbed our trays and sat down, we heard faint popping and booms. Who would have thought that is was Shannon?
She walked in with her "personal servant" holding a boom box. Obviously she wanted to make an entrance. She plopped herself onto the seat next to me and looked around.
She screamed," OMG, IT'S ONE DIRECTION!!!!"
And then whispered," so there is my husband but what about yours?"
She nodded and me and winked.
"Hihihihihihi, I like carrots and potatoes. I'm also the carrot queen and Ruler of Lamborghinia, Land of Lamborghinis " She yelled. People stared at her. "Yeah that's right! Come at me bro!" She screamed.
Louis had his mouth open. I(cam) said,"shut your mouth or the flies will fly into your mouth."
Then he started muttering to himself, "I like her. She's cool."
And obviously we all heard. Louis blushed bright red and looked at his ?feet.
"It's okay Louis, I love you too!!!" Shannon screamed.
And Harry said," Louis found his girl!"
And Louis ripped off a part of the hamburger bread an threw it at Harry. Harry threw a chicken nugget at Louis but he ducked and it landed into zayn's hair. "Oh no you didn't" he screamed. He grabbed his Pepsi and poured it on Harry, er... Tried to anyway. He missed and dumped it on Shannon and I. We looked at each other. Shannon read my mind "FOOD FIGHT!" "Save the Carrots!" "Peanut Butter!" " Nooo.. My fooood!"
After 10 minutes, everyone was covered with food and we started laughing. I realized that all the food was gone. "NNOOOO!!!! Why? My food."
Then realized that everyone was covered in food. Me and Niall thought of the same thing and started reaching into everyone's hair for food.
Hey don't read this with that expression. Food is food!
Shannon and Louis looked mad. " You destroyed my carrots" they screamed at me. They turned to each other. "Your carrots?! Those were my carrots!" They looked back at me " you owe us new carrots!"
"Awww..." Harry said.
The manager walked over to us. " Juste what the hell do you think you're doing?!" Shannon screamed " MAKING A MESS! WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE YA BIG CHOCOLATE COUCH?!" Liam just stood there shaking his head at us. "ALRIGHTALL OF YOU NITWITS HAVE TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP!" TODAY!"
I shouted " let's clean this place up!"
The boys and Shannon yelled," AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU"
"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"
"OOOOOHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDERSEA?"
'OBVIOUSLY NOT YOU PEOPLE 'CUZ WE NEED TO CLEAN UP MCDONALD'S " Liam screamed at all of us. Wow. There's a lot of screaming and shouting today...
