@kkenma
First off: *hugs*
Now, for #1.
Let's just say that I'd have more money than 104782 of Donald Trump's small loans of a million dollars together.
#2: OH DO I KNOW PICKUP LINES.
They're truly amazing.
Be prepared innocent ones.
I see you're good at receiving balls. Wanna receive some tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If I was a volleyball, I'd let you hit me all day. (IWA-CHAN HIT ME AFTER THIS TRUST ME IT WILL WORK)
If you want to play volleyball I have two balls you can play with. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'm totally hitting that tonight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You're the ace of my heart. (Does not work on Iwaizumi.)
You can't block this cock. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Are you an alien? Cause your ass is out of this world. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun—with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Astronomy is a great thing. Want to see the Big Dipper? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
And, of course, my personal favourite:
There'll only be seven planets after I destroy Uranus. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YOU ARE READING
ask oikawa tooru
Fanfictionask your favorite (!!!) setter questions! (=゚ω゚)ノ » completed » continued: ask oikawa 2, ask oikawa 3